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While the nation's youth are bitching about how there's nothing to do tonight and the nation's Boomers are bitching about how they're not young enough to do anything tonight, once more the greatest generation is soldiering on without complaint, turning every night out into a David Lynch movie.

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Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
this one is old as sin dude. if you’re going to bitch at least pick one of the recent ones.
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
Vice seriously needs new writers for the Dos and Don’ts. This is a perfect example of them going down hill...
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
grandpa?
Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
So David Lynch
Anonymous, on Jan 31, 2009 wrote:
ha excellent
Anonymous, on Jan 30, 2009 wrote:
Pioneertown?
exitement, on Dec 3, 2008 wrote:
is being English a valid excuse for spelling "dentures" the way you did?
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
Please don’t complain Capt. Brit below...where do you thing the Brits got their wit from...it all started when you turned off the doob toob and entertained each other in the dark. PLUS YOU HAVE THE FUKIN POUND....WHY THE ’ELL ARE YOU BITCHIN’ ? Here take a dollar.
sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Oct 14, 2008 wrote:
I’m english fuckface and being English is NO excuse for not knowing what a baby boomer is....remember the war? when we had nothing to do and had to turn the lights off and make our own entertainment....yeah.

fuckin tard...
Anonymous, on Oct 10, 2008 wrote:
what is a boomer?
sorry i’m English.
sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote:
"Listen toots, you’re gonna have to stay there whether you like it or not because I gotta fuckin’ raging boner and I aint letting Miss Denchers over there see nutin, you got me...YOU GOT ME?...alright then."
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
Hate to burst your little grampa-love bubble, but Booth there is almost certainly of Boomer age. Either that or a member of the hair club for etc.
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
Thanks VICE. Now I respect Boomers even less.
neezy, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote:
it’s a scene from the next Lynch film, An Older Lover, where an average brunette protagonist [pictured above], trying to leave an abusive father’s grasp, moves to a nowhere town and gets involved in a sexual relationship with an old man who ends up being... HER FATHER’S DAD. Du nuh nuhhhh.
neezy, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote:
oddly unexpected observation in the form of generational analysis, namedrop.
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote:
OR DRIVE A SCION
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote:
OF COURSE I CAN SEE THIS GUY WITH A HOT CHICK

HE MUST BE WEARING A AMERICAN APPAREL SHIRT

Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote:
God Bless America! that’s good stuff
Miscreant, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
Corrugated tin roof on the inside = country bar. Corrugated tin roof on the outside = crab shack
Corrugated tin roof laying on the ground= beach bar where it’s cool to spark a splif.
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
some dumb white hipster with a fake mustache and his girl invade the local country music bar. *YAWN*
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
Yes very Lynchian
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
David Lynch movies give me the creeps. In a sexual way.
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:

David Lynch. this is awesome.
there’s even a man in black in the back.
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
Good news: your RDA of win is contained in this picture.

The greatest generation indeed.
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
Holy shit! It’s Frank Booth!
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
Yes. Greatest generation ftw.
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
CockLong McGee IV----
CAN YOU SAY "RUSSIAN MAIL-ORDER BRIDE"
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
guy in the back looks like he has a wig and a fake mustache on
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
the straight story, indeed

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