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How tranquil and saintly is Jimmy Train Set? I want to be him when I grow up. Actually, can I be him now?

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Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2009 wrote:
He’s Cute
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
old guys and train sets are great. when you put them together you get a kind of class and smell that you can’t find anywhere else on earth.
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote:
i love him more than anything else in the world and you all should too
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
"Don’t fuckin’ touch granpa’s trains you little twat!"
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2009 wrote:
"...unt ziss von goes to Treblinka...."
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2009 wrote:
protective
Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote:
without his hat he wouldnt be shit
Anonymous, on Jan 8, 2009 wrote:
"If this guy were 25 he wouldn’t be so cool."

Umm, no, if this guy were 25 I’d marry him.
Anonymous, on Nov 29, 2008 wrote:
The best Do in a long time. At least Mr. Trains here is classy... unlike most of the shitbags that pass for Do’s these days.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
he doesnt smell of peppermints- he smells of train glue. grow up.
Anonymous, on Oct 10, 2008 wrote:
to the last post, i don’t think that is irony. they mean it. idiot.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2008 wrote:
u guyz r so ~*~ironic~*~
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote:
"Nothing bad ever happens in Jimmy’s Train Town... nothing... wives don’t mess around behind their husbands’ backs in Jimmy’s Train Town... and people don’t ask questions when wives go missing in Jimmy’s Train Town..."
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2008 wrote:
If this guy was 25 he wouldn’t be so cool... go figure...
Miscreant, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote:
Reminds of the shoplifting trips my Grandpa and I used to go on, "It’s called shrinkage kid, it’s already figured in soes the suckers pay fer it."
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote:
a worker at his finest

working harder than vice

anyday of then week

thx for blockin my ip address

i’m back phucks
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
yes.
Mr. Belvedere, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
this guys is alright.

that tie is probably older than me.
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
what if the FS was a wing of the SS and he’s pretending those train cars are full of Jews?
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
I would visit father bob, and he would show me his train set.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
Is that David Yow? A sure DO!
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
aww i bet he gives out those individually-wrapped hard candies to kids who come ask him about what he’s doing.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
i love jimmy train set. he smells of peppermints.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
fuck this... vandalizing Wikipedia pages is more fun... History of Korean Butts anybody?
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
lol@u says: shit man, as long as you have a basement, go to it. Probably a better hobby when you have kids or grandkids. If you’re 30something with no kids and a model train set in your basement... well you probably live in that basement anyhow. Just don’t let anyone know about it.
sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
The laptop set up he has there...are they recordings of scenery from actual train journeys he plays to ’passengers’ on his trains?

he’s got realism DOWN
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
fuck you!
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
wow i dont usually comment on this shit but that was sooooo fucking bad
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
fashion needs to move away from nautical to engineerical
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
i wonder what this guy’s balls looks like.
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