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Today the people who invent stuff look like Craig and Johnny or whatever their names are from YouTube, but in the 1800s inventors strolled about looking like this, chucking orphans into the River Thames for fun.

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Anonymous, on Oct 3, 2009 wrote:
this guy is fuckin epic, someone should make him a statue
shep, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
it’s not that impressive when magicians pull shit out like rabbits when their capes are big enough to cover a mazda miata.
sbay33, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
larper
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
Tophats are not practical but damn does it say somethin’ about a nigga.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
can you imagine how many times a day he gets called "sir" it’s mindboggling.
Anonymous, on Apr 28, 2009 wrote:
Don’t stop him, he’s on his way to an ether frolic. That or he has to build the Great Eastern.
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
can i hire this guy on a one night only, novelty friend basis?
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
wow this is to fucking hot.
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2008 wrote:
This guy is a PIMP!
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2008 wrote:
i want to be him
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote:
Dickensian is the new black.
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote:
All the heaven seemed covered
with a quite vivid and palpable plumage; you could only say that
the sky was full of feathers, and of feathers that almost brushed
the face. Across the great part of the dome they were grey, with
the strangest tints of violet and mauve and an unnatural pink or
pale green; but towards the west the whole grew past description,
transparent and passionate, and the last red-hot plumes of it
covered up the sun like something too good to be seen. The whole
was so close about the earth, as to express nothing but a violent
secrecy. The very empyrean seemed to be a secret. It expressed
that splendid smallness which is the soul of local patriotism. The
very sky seemed small.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2008 wrote:
"Even to be blackballed often enough by a gentleman of his high born stature is a distinction"
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2008 wrote:
This man deserves jail time. He has probably spanked several homeless men already today. he enjoyed it.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2008 wrote:
This man deserves a medal. He has probably spanked several homeless boys already today. But he didn’t enjoy it.
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote:
Those aren’t spats, you cocks, they’re "brogues" or "wingtips".
People who don’t fucking know the difference give me the shits.
nicknasty, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
willie wonka meets clockwork orange. word.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
That pic must be so old, the South Bank is totally different now.

Oh and that’s my school on the right there. Good times.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
’oh, jolly hocky sticks’ to this!
sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
he looks like Mr. December for The Chap magazine
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2008 wrote:
he is pure commited.

i think i might marry him.
and i’m hot.
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2008 wrote:
"What a wonderful gaffe that would be if someone submitted a cartoon about a pig going to a complaints department..."
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2008 wrote:
Holleration
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2008 wrote:
the only thing this guy ever invented was the butt plug.
sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Sep 16, 2008 wrote:
I have spats...my friend borrowed them once for a party...he had dancer girls stroking his feet the whole night.

every man should own spats
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2008 wrote:
I hate you dad
TiCo, on Sep 16, 2008 wrote:
all men should aspire to this level of dandy sophistication - the top hat, the cane, the cut of the fucking cloak - is he wearing SPATS???!!!!???
sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Sep 16, 2008 wrote:
this man needs an accordian heavy theme tune

word to my slave-tossing homeboy
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2008 wrote:
He’ll be the first Victorian to be happy-slapped the moment he hits a shadowy river underpass.
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2008 wrote:
jeez, between this and the next one it looks like the dos and donts have shifted focus to period wear.
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