Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists.Comments/Enlarge |
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Wow, you don't see most people's corpses at their wall memorial. Usually it’s just some flowers and those candles with saints on the side and maybe a mural of them on the bike that killed them.Comments/Enlarge |
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Ha! Nice try, attractive girls! You thought you could pull one over on us, but the legs, shoes, and general attention to detail are a dead giveaway. All the bulldog-faces and juiceboxes in the world can’t stop us from bugging you for the rest of the night.
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote: the one with the brown shoes cant sing, but she does it anyways. its so annoying.
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote: lefts belt is so tight her eyes are rolling back, and collapsing in pain. right looks like a moody pale man in my nans curtain.. all in all, I think I would walk on by...
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote: Barefoot zoombie
noiseZ13000, on Sep 20, 2009 wrote: the one on the left is going to pass out from her belt squeezing her head till it pops
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote: intense
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: she’s a little tea pot!
daecos, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote: chick on the left is junked out and has like no waist...
hi fructose, on Jul 10, 2009 wrote: this is what it would be like if they had modern drugs in the great gatsby
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote: WHAT IS WORNG WITH THEIR HEADS?
Anonymous, on Mar 24, 2009 wrote: their eyes seem suspiciously large....humanoid at best
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote: Those eyes could, Looks like she took one to many DOVES- aka ECSTASY PILLS BACK IN THE 90’S THAT YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT...
Anonymous, on Nov 30, 2008 wrote: if it looks like a hooker, acts like a hooker and dresses like a hooker...
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2008 wrote: The one on the left is living proof that you can smoke too much weed
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote: she don’t lie, she don’t lie she don’t lie...
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2008 wrote: can’t figure it out, the one on the right is so hot
messiahdan, on Oct 12, 2008 wrote: 40 bucks says she’s clean shaven
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote: one on the right is intriguing, the one on the left is gross looking
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2008 wrote: This NY?
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote: Nice shot of garbage.
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: "Night of the living dead"?
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote: they are hideous looking
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote: on the left is a man.
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote: omg girl to the right
she looks well educated
wish i could say the same for mama on the left
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote: I do get it. Why aren’t the mediocre-looking (at WORST) broads EVER glorified?
It makes sense to me.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote: I don’t get it. Why are the mediocre-looking (at BEST) broads ALWAYS glorified?
It makes no sense to me.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote: one on the right looks like a skeleton with a shower curtain, and the one on the left looks like some homeless chick the girl on the right was nice enough to dress up a little, and bring her out in public.
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote: ew is that drink in her hand the naaaasty ass coconut water they sell??? GROSS SHIT
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote: both these chicks are lame and gross looking.
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote: yeah, left’s waist is freaking me out.
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote: just use your thumb to cover the face on the left and she is actually very nicely put together... but good lord there is no excuse for that mug. "I wasn’t ready!" will not get her off the hook no matter how nice her outfit may be.
