I hate these suicidal poets who are pushing mid-30s and dress like tampons just so they can maybe sneak up a drunk student's gash.Comments/Enlarge |
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The problem with today's queers is they all refuse to think big. When's the last time you heard one say, "Fuck it, I think tonight I'm just going to go as Earth." Comments/Enlarge |
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If you’re worried your friend is getting laid more than you, one way of dealing with it is to turn yourself into a slightly shittier version of him and do everything he does. That way when girls look at the two of you, they’ll go “Hmm, he seems cool,” then turn to you and be like, “Wait a minute, I thought he was cool. What’s going on here?”
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2009 wrote: tasty napes, slinky wrists, i’ve worked up a twink sandwich on less than this before
Anonymous, on Apr 5, 2009 wrote: I’d knock ’em both out with a singular fist of fury.
Anonymous, on Mar 27, 2009 wrote: i think the guy on the right is the non imposter bc his hair is a touch longer, darhling
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: Boring.
Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2008 wrote: or maybe theyre just a gay couple that likes striped t’s?
a baldwin brother, on Sep 3, 2008 wrote: which one is the shittier version?
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote: "This site has gone so far downhill... reading this will make you not funny DON"T DO IT!"
Then fuck off to myspace cock spank,
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote: "This site has gone so far downhill... reading this will make you not funny DON"T DO IT!"
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote: This site has gone so far downhill... reading this will make you not funny DON"T DO IT!
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2008 wrote: lame
ha,
wish
i
could
be
everyone
else
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2008 wrote: strong
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote: weak
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote: or he’s just the bottom
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote: i’m guessing the right guy is the one who gets laid more because he’s got slightly longer hair and the teensy-weensyest bit more flair.
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote: or it’s just his annoying little brother... just sayin’
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote: i don’t think guys who record bootlegs of indiana jones 4 on their cell phones get laid all that much.
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote: or she’ll fuck you both!
