Waiting out your girlfriend’s straight-edge phase is so nerve-racking it’s like trying to get to sleep the night before Sexmas.Comments/Enlarge |
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New dads take note. When you work away from home too much and raise your kids on birthday magicians, cartoons and MTV Emo hour you will come home one day to this and start yelling: Sarah, I can't even recognize Kylie any more.Comments/Enlarge |
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The real tragedy of AIDS is that instead of thinning out the weaker portions of the fag herd, it hit all the partiers and left us swimming in Renn Fest nerds whose idea of here and queer is warming up for the Castro St. hip-hop twirl-off on the way through the park.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote: this just made me choke. fuck the haters, keep it up, vice.
lazy eyez killa, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote: you gays are so sensitive sometimes. i’m not even talking about your nipples, either.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote: Try harder, AIDS jokes are so loathly.
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: I hate to tell you people that this is a girl. Look at the left hip. Sure it’s a skinny boyish girl, but I don’t see many skinny boys with HIPS like that.
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote: wow
fucking hipsters and their irony
still not funny
Anonymous, on Nov 29, 2008 wrote: This caption is top form. MORE of this.
It’s acutely insightful. Definitely sending this to a gay friend.
Barry Z
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote: as a fag i have to say i thought this one was not only hilarious but dead-on.
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2008 wrote: aids was invented for BLACK PEOPLE. c’mon get it straight.
i’m native so i get free pass to talk about everyone.
"i’m REPRESSED."
imagine it all whiny.
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2008 wrote: Yeah because we really need the kind of people who’re willing to get fucked up and stand in a big room and yell. Too bad we have to put up with people who hold sticks! That shit is so annoying!
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2008 wrote: this is POOR Vice. I’m not gay myself but gay bashing isn’t my idea of witty journalism.
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2008 wrote: This is way less funny and more offensive.
Anonymous, on Sep 6, 2008 wrote: How fuckin offensive is this for something as mainstream as Vice?! ’Fag Herd’ I mean is this 2008, whoever wrote this deserves to be bitch slapped back to the dark ages from where they clearly came.
Anonymous, on Aug 28, 2008 wrote: utility belt shoulder harness for carrying pepper spray, lipstick and batarangs.
Anonymous, on Aug 28, 2008 wrote: i thought that was a chick too at first - but check out the manly wrist and knuckles.
poor caption by the way. must try harder.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: Running out of ideas are we Vice?
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: yeah. (cringe.) sorta...
c’mon, mates, get funny....
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: sorry I’ll take a fag who’s read a book over a fag that’s snorted coke off one any day. The biggest don’t here is the cellphone.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: that’s definitely for sure a female in le style de saMANtha ronson
note the swing of the hips and the ginger way she clutches the baton...wait...nevermind.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: AIDS can’t get me t-cells. They have the key to the cure and DON’T WORRY I’m gonna get down to see the scientist one of these days.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: If AIDS were unfunny, by george, vice, you’d have all sorts of AIDS.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: this is not a gay. he is a practitioner of Eskrima or Kali, the ancient martial art from the Philippines that focuses on combat with sticks, swords, and knives. he dresses like that to lure in jock prey and bring them down to size. i swear. i’ve seen him do it.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: ninja GAYDEN
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: What’s up with that medieval-looking back pocket? Is that where he keeps his AZT inhibitors?
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: um, that’s a chick, right? everyone knows that lesbians don’t get AIDS. lame comment, try harder.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: Frisco!!!!!
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: So true. Fucking God and his ethical consequence high horse bullshitness.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: Finally the gays have designed a fashionable jet pack harness.