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Right now the big thing for girls in Brooklyn is this Florence Grungingale look where you stay up for three days and help people figure out whether or not they’re color blind.

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thedon, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
ahhhh!!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
i want to be just like the girl in Orhan toooo!!!! yay
daecos, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote:
um WHAT?





the fuck.
Anonymous, on May 25, 2009 wrote:
I totally understand necrophiliacs now.
Anonymous, on May 10, 2009 wrote:
i kinda wish that in some rare cases you could actually run across some chick whos eyes looked like that, and get all creeped out while they were blowing you. buuut.. since they bought them at the halloween adventure the thrill is slightly stifled.
Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
they remind me of the girls from The Shining
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
The whole goth baby doll/Marilyn Manson contacts are as stupid as goth baby dolls & Marilyn Manson. I hope they got some sort of tan before scaring off the masses by exposing their fish belly white skin with sun dresses & mini skirts again. Yeeeeuck!
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote:
zombie chic?

*shrug* whatevs.
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote:
oh jesus fucking christ augh
Geniustown, on Mar 22, 2009 wrote:
This is what First Aid Kit would look like if they were in the sequel to Let The Right One In
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote:
these chicks should be in shaun of the dead 2
Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
i’m doing this for halloween next year!
Anonymous, on Feb 28, 2009 wrote:
deerhoof is good
Anonymous, on Feb 7, 2009 wrote:
I never wanted to fuck a corpse before the day I visited the Dos and Don’ts.
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
these girls are not pretty in person at all
I think you guys are giving the lenses too much credit
Anonymous, on Jan 14, 2009 wrote:
If I saw those two bitches, id jerk off into my hand and throw it in thier eyes....quite nice
Willy, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote:
I always wanted a moorlock girlfriend. I’ll take the one on the left she’s perfect. Her friend can come too though.
Anonymous, on Dec 28, 2008 wrote:
what’s with their eyes?????
Anonymous, on Dec 23, 2008 wrote:
eat! eat! kill! kill!
Anonymous, on Dec 18, 2008 wrote:
the beautiful people the beautiful people da da dunnnn
Anonymous, on Dec 17, 2008 wrote:
WHAT THE SHIT!!!!!!!!
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote:
We come from the planet of ugly. Do you have more drugs to make us feel happy inside?
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
ahhhhhhhhhh i love this shit!
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote:
I’d take Japanese cosplay over this shit any day
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2008 wrote:
they are 15
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2008 wrote:
SOPHIA. LILY.!?
solareyes, on Sep 30, 2008 wrote:
Bullshit.
She looks like the fucking walking dead.

I would actually be scared if I met her.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2008 wrote:
ummm . . . yes. More shy looking normal girls dressed like blind zombies please.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2008 wrote:
i think they look decent, despite their eyes, but it’s a zombie party so it’s fitting. jealous fools.
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote:
Some weird comments here, they’re great. I keep coming back to look at the chick on the left. Super cute despite the lenses. Phew!
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