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Oh, so you had a big weekend because you drank at a couple bars and maybe went to a show? The schemes Eddie Rockets and Tolan are getting up to every day in East Tampa make your big-city life look like that of a crippled 90-year-old shut in.

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Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
that thing is undoubtedly using all 330 cubic inches right now.
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
corpus enormus here is driven around enjoying his ipod set on a comfy level.
Jack in a box next.
uly, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
another win for japanese engineering!
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote:
Bwahahaha!!! TOLAAAAN CRUUUUSSSHH!!!
Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
east Tampa... I dunno, I’m thinkin more like Key West.
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
suspension? We dont NEED no stinkin suspension!!!!!!!!
nicknasty, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
hey we forgot to pick up velveeta for the nachos.
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote:
Yeah, right...
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
I have the same bike but its red!
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote:
they don’t call it tampon for nothing. it soaks up all the country’s afterbirth.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote:
Master Blaster on a Moped!
Miscreant, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
Looks like real life versions of Sponge Bob and Patrick mouth breathing their way to St Pete cuz over there the girlz DO IT!
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
yes, there’s no east tampa...would that be seffner or plant city or something.

oh well. i’m from the area.
tampa jokes are funny anyway.
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
"We gon live off da fatta da lan"
HORRIBLE
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
"We gon live off da fatta da lan"
HILARIOUS
FAH-Q, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
THERE’S NO SUCH THING IS EAST TAMPA... BUT IT SOUNDS NICE IN A LITERARY KINDA WAY.
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
tampa skate park is dope!
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
There are no adventures in Tampa...
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
"We gon live off da fatta da lan"
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
I can hear that 50cc engine and suspension groaning from here
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
000
Somewhere there’s a little bald man saying "You bested my spainard so your fast,You bested my giant so you must be strong...ohh wait they haven’t got here yet cause their scooter broke down....Incoinceviable!"
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
Tolan! Aka Andre the Giant!

Eddie’s got a well toned tricep....nice.

In the Blue Milk Box is Bleach for the bitches’ eyes and a towel incase Tolan’s gets a little too moist during clubbin’.
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
HAAHAHHAHAHAAHA

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