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High school isn’t always the raging bonanza of drugs and casual sex and partying that Hollywood wants you to believe it is, but in terms of lunch, they got that shit locked down.

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Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2009 wrote:
Tim Armstrong is a fucking idiot alcoholic cunt whose dad was a suburban policeman. Hey Lint, why so sensitive about your hats?
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
I like him, rock on little man
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
Oh man sweet Op Ivy shirt
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
if i could only go back for pizza boat day and get an astropop for dessert
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
"Another indication that punk is done is the fact that your mohawk is no longer a quick trip to the principle’s office and an angry set of parents coming in for a conference about your "attitude" and "anti-social behavior", followed by an impromptu locker search for drugs and weapons with the local sheriff present.

Now they give you pizza and a pat on the head."

And judging by the inbred retard smile on his face, it’s a pretty big pat.

This kid’s four fries short of a happy meal.
jiminy, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
that look can only mean one thing - he just traded his mashed potatoes for an extra pudding pop.
Anonymous, on May 25, 2009 wrote:
i really want this kid to date me
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
Another indication that punk is done is the fact that your mohawk is no longer a quick trip to the principle’s office and an angry set of parents coming in for a conference about your "attitude" and "anti-social behavior", followed by an impromptu locker search for drugs and weapons with the local sheriff present.

Now they give you pizza and a pat on the head.


Anonymous, on Apr 28, 2009 wrote:
HE SHOULD DATE ME

not even kidding
vice hook that shit up
Anonymous, on Apr 7, 2009 wrote:
this made me smile a lot. thank you.
Anonymous, on Mar 22, 2009 wrote:
this is heartwarming.
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote:
want him inside me
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote:
second the high sKool issue
Anonymous, on Mar 14, 2009 wrote:
Every kid in high school since 1993 has owned that shirt. There is a kid in a high school right now wearing that shirt.
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
Yeah, I think "Pizza Day" was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this.
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote:
haha so fucking true.

I WANT VICE TO DO A HIGH SCHOOL ISSUE!!
Anonymous, on Nov 30, 2008 wrote:
op ivy = good and way better fashion than 99% of the shit on here
Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote:
i can’t help but notice the kid with glasses in the back, it like some dork i knew in high school who resented my bootleged band tshirts wished i was a fat dork with glasses and a micro-penis, and he got to be "cool". this is a nightmare of time travel and alternate realities.
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2008 wrote:
damn, i had that shirt in 7th grade. it has the lyrics to "here we go again" on the back.
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2008 wrote:
You can’t just say "ska sucks" because op ivey and original ska is worlds apart.
nicknasty, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
fuckin’ 6 chocolate milks and I’m still eatin the shit outa this pizza... Take Warning... pick it up pick it up
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote:
Hey buttwipes quit scanning my 199(err..pick one) yearbook
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote:
if he was about 3 years older he would be a serious don’t
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
mmmmmm...braces....
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2008 wrote:
seriously
lunch
its that
fun
brace
face
loifffy, on Aug 28, 2008 wrote:
It’s like the song "Pizza Day" was totally written about him!
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote:
I can’t think of any ska band that I would dectribe as "kickin’"
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
i bet he also plays trombone in a totally kickin’ ska band though.
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
this kid plays trombone in marching band
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote:
000
Hey Steve you remembered puberty!
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