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The only bad part of capturing a sleepy-eyed supertigress like this in the wild is trying to think up some bullshit to write about her shirt. Comments/Enlarge | See all


So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Why can’t they make porn that makes me feel as horny as this does?

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Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
mmm everyone loves horny asians and sweaty white dudes.
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote:
eww that guy looks so dirty
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
licking hair = DONT
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
i think she’s trying to revive him
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
thats one ugly dude. fuck he’s ugly.
daecos, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote:
i have that shirt...weird, and why’s he wearing a sweater? hahah oh funsies.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
It must be the asian-prostitute thing combined with the leaving-las-vegas thing that is doing it for ya
AsherLevine, on Jul 12, 2009 wrote:
YenYen, I’m gonna fuck you.
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
I just vomited a bit.
malathion, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
yeah , i want porn that instills in me the desire to be dickless
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote:
thats horrifying
audienceofone, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
Dude. That’s def. a turn-off. Dude’s stiff hairy and she’s cross-eyed.
Anyhoo, I guess you can call this a rule 34.

Google it if you don’t know it.
Luna, on May 11, 2009 wrote:
Because nobody likes licking overly hairy disgusting, oily nipples. Or do they???
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
Are you serious? This bitch should check out the VBS episode on japanese eel porn. Licking on sea creatures would be a step up.
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote:
"cuz you’re gay and just like it cuz her tongue looks like a tiny little wang. this is way gross, and you are way boring. zzz..."

Hahahahah, what???
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote:
if that guy had a thought bubble coming out of his head it would definitely say "hehe I better not laugh or this dumb hoe might not lick my nasty ass nipple."
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
haha
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote:
He just gave the words "kill me" a face.
Anonymous, on Feb 7, 2009 wrote:
Umm... this is actually gross.
Victoria, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote:
He has the od hairy nipples.
Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2009 wrote:
cuz you’re gay and just like it cuz her tongue looks like a tiny little wang. this is way gross, and you are way boring. zzz...
Anonymous, on Dec 26, 2008 wrote:
I hate Rufus Wainwright ’cos he’s a homo slut with a voice like a demented kid with glue ear. He doesn’t deserve that hot fag-hag on his nipple.
Anonymous, on Dec 24, 2008 wrote:
he’s a gay
Anonymous, on Dec 16, 2008 wrote:
Davis!! hahaha Classic!!!
Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote:
I like how he doesn’t give a fuck. Do.
Anonymous, on Nov 28, 2008 wrote:
Any girl who licks a hairy nipple soaked in sweat deserves an accolade
sovietspam, on Nov 2, 2008 wrote:
He looks indifferent to the situation.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2008 wrote:
"she’s a model for american apparel. seriously."

The most boring models, ever
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2008 wrote:
Horny ?

What are you on ?

Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2008 wrote:
Davis, I’m sporting wood
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