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Bow-ties are almost impossible to pull off without looking like a groom at a Las Vegas wedding or a magician who works children’s parties, but these two faggoty little smart Alecs have nailed it so hard they’re making me wonder what their warm little cocks would feel like in my hand. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I’d marry him or her, but only if they were playing the Ramones version of “Baby I Love You” while I walked down the aisle with him or her. I wouldn’t even bother asking which it is. That’s genitalist. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Why can’t they make porn that makes me feel as horny as this does?

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Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
mmm everyone loves horny asians and sweaty white dudes.
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote:
eww that guy looks so dirty
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
licking hair = DONT
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
i think she’s trying to revive him
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
thats one ugly dude. fuck he’s ugly.
daecos, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote:
i have that shirt...weird, and why’s he wearing a sweater? hahah oh funsies.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
It must be the asian-prostitute thing combined with the leaving-las-vegas thing that is doing it for ya
AsherLevine, on Jul 12, 2009 wrote:
YenYen, I’m gonna fuck you.
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
I just vomited a bit.
malathion, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
yeah , i want porn that instills in me the desire to be dickless
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote:
thats horrifying
audienceofone, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
Dude. That’s def. a turn-off. Dude’s stiff hairy and she’s cross-eyed.
Anyhoo, I guess you can call this a rule 34.

Google it if you don’t know it.
Luna, on May 11, 2009 wrote:
Because nobody likes licking overly hairy disgusting, oily nipples. Or do they???
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
Are you serious? This bitch should check out the VBS episode on japanese eel porn. Licking on sea creatures would be a step up.
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote:
"cuz you’re gay and just like it cuz her tongue looks like a tiny little wang. this is way gross, and you are way boring. zzz..."

Hahahahah, what???
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote:
if that guy had a thought bubble coming out of his head it would definitely say "hehe I better not laugh or this dumb hoe might not lick my nasty ass nipple."
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
haha
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote:
He just gave the words "kill me" a face.
Anonymous, on Feb 7, 2009 wrote:
Umm... this is actually gross.
Victoria, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote:
He has the od hairy nipples.
Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2009 wrote:
cuz you’re gay and just like it cuz her tongue looks like a tiny little wang. this is way gross, and you are way boring. zzz...
Anonymous, on Dec 26, 2008 wrote:
I hate Rufus Wainwright ’cos he’s a homo slut with a voice like a demented kid with glue ear. He doesn’t deserve that hot fag-hag on his nipple.
Anonymous, on Dec 24, 2008 wrote:
he’s a gay
Anonymous, on Dec 16, 2008 wrote:
Davis!! hahaha Classic!!!
Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote:
I like how he doesn’t give a fuck. Do.
Anonymous, on Nov 28, 2008 wrote:
Any girl who licks a hairy nipple soaked in sweat deserves an accolade
sovietspam, on Nov 2, 2008 wrote:
He looks indifferent to the situation.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2008 wrote:
"she’s a model for american apparel. seriously."

The most boring models, ever
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2008 wrote:
Horny ?

What are you on ?

Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2008 wrote:
Davis, I’m sporting wood
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