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All those people whining about how the new Indiana Jones or Ninja Turtles is “raping their childhood” have no idea how that actually feels.

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pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
teenage mutant ninja strippers from the future
GJG, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote:
Strippers in the half shell??
Anonymous, on Feb 1, 2009 wrote:
only std i ever got was from a hipster bitch. that bitch.
chauncey clearly, on Jan 11, 2009 wrote:
teenage mutant ninja slut...
TrainWreck, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote:
this lady probably smells like gouda and hair spray
Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote:
whatever...i’ll let her sit on my face...
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2008 wrote:
i got 5 std’s just looking at this picture.
exitement, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote:
you have to admit that it’s pretty impressive to be wearing two pairs of underwear and still have your ass hanging out.
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2008 wrote:
wonder if her name is michelle....

ho hum
Tiago, on Oct 14, 2008 wrote:
she really lives in the sewer
Murderface, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
Whatever,you know you would still let her sit on your dick.
nicknasty, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
white trash teenage ninja turtle
(wttnt)
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote:
I took this one both ways.
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote:
Umm...
Elite Moan, on Sep 4, 2008 wrote:
Is it possible for turtles to be infested with crabs?
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote:
ok whoever said herpes in a hald shell
thanks
made me laugh
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2008 wrote:
herpes in a half shell?
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2008 wrote:
don’t needa shave...
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2008 wrote:
dude needa shave...
Ikillclowns, on Aug 21, 2008 wrote:
Hahaha
Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote:
its an odd feeling when you know a bitch is busted without having seen her face.
TheInfamous, on Aug 18, 2008 wrote:
this is terrible..how degrading
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote:
i never knew the teenage mutant ninja turtles had a stripper outfit/......turtle power. yeaaah. screw that, she has no ass, no power why is she even wearing a shell.
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote:
Don’t be mean to Donatello, Michaelangelo, Raphael, and Versace or whatever’s mom. She’s just trying to blend in with them after the fact, like Tito and Janet Jackson.
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
WTF
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
don’ts are do’s/do’s are don’ts

I believe this chick has some uniqueness to her...
at least shes not some blonde sorority bitch.
Shes something I haven’t seen believe: catches the eye

do on my list
peter carr, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
they aren’t dollars, they are tea bags. ha ha har dee har.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
this is awful.
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2008 wrote:
She’s like a turtle, once stuck on her back, she’s screwed.
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2008 wrote:
some strip club require that their dancers wear a g-string...which would explain the two panty thing...as well as the dollers tucked in the t-bar.
i wanna know what strip clubs allow cameras?
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