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It’s heartwarming to know that girls are just as willing as guys to fart in their passed-out friends’ faces. It also makes me curiously randy.

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Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote:
I had a drunk friend once, who attempted to do this little stunt to another passed out friend. He accidently shit all over his head. Moral to the story? Don’t drink the water in Mexico.
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2009 wrote:
it’s heartwarming but they had to girl it up with a sign. girls...
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2009 wrote:
"i really love fat thighs."
^ fkn disgusting!
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
scumnation says ’can i have your knickers afterwards?’
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
they wrote ’what the fuck’ in ass marmite by the look of it
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
Shes about to drop the kids off at the pool!
pizzaface, on May 23, 2009 wrote:
it would be funnier if she queefed
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2009 wrote:
Whose facebook page did you have to creep on to find this
Anonymous, on Nov 28, 2008 wrote:
<font color="red"> damn, i would LOVE to be at that party!</font>
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote:
I don’t think I would have minded being at that party...
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2008 wrote:
these girls are hott!!!!!
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2008 wrote:
What the fuck’s the point of quiffing on someone. It’s the whole pooh-factor that makes it such a burn.

Now chicks standing up and quiffing a foot from your head when you’re sitting at the computer... now THAT’S a mindfuck.
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2008 wrote:
I love the hilarious ’What the fuck’ card one of them’s made. And who said white girls aren’t funny..
Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2008 wrote:
i like the girl on the right tits
Beef, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote:
Chicks need to start queefing on their passed out friends.
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote:
is that girls name stephanie horton?
Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote:
thats a drinking game for girls actually i think it might b e part of the game.
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
don’t drink malt liquor
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
...at least they aren’t shaving her eyebrows
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2008 wrote:
...and yet nobody mentioned the wonderfully handwrought "What the fuck" sign.....
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2008 wrote:
fart parties are fun parties
skillet, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
boner
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
have you ever *really* smelled a girl’s fart before? i mean like she wanted you to smell it as a joke? i have to say, i don’t know if it’s the vaginal/anal proximity but all that plumbing gives rank a whole new meaning. not saying mine won’t wilt a few flowers, but there’s something extremely pheromonal (in the worst way) about girl farts.
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
yeah, i bet she blew a few chunks of boca burger into her eyebrows. seems like a good time.
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
mmm the one with the red cup looks better to me... im a perv.
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2008 wrote:
this party looks like it’s about to jump off.
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2008 wrote:
I dunno if i’d be able to resist peeking up her skirt while noone was looking. i really love fat thighs.
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2008 wrote:
think u’re clever, eh
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2008 wrote:
’i’m sorry- i woz lookin’ for a tiepin wot an eagle swooped down and stole from me while i lay in slumber.....’

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