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Look at how smug this fucking genius is about the worst mistake of his life so far. Just how much TV did his dad not let him watch? Comments/Enlarge | See all


Who the fuck are these women? Who the fuck cares! And if the shots these photographers sell for a few dollars apiece to shitty websites with huge readerships never got taken, would anybody hear the cries of their children going hungry? Probably not. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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I hope they’re still taking proposals for the new World Trade Center design so we can nominate this kid.

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Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
he really things the 3d glasses work.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
:I
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
coolest kid ever!
country fried steak, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
just what he needed, a big block of velveeta
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
I wish he was my best friend. I’d take him to the park. It would be too fucking awesome.
I think I’m in love with him.
Anonymous, on Dec 25, 2008 wrote:
this kid is amazing
Anonymous, on Dec 19, 2008 wrote:
This kid is awesome.
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote:
more chins than a chinese phonebook and more Rolls than Oprahs agent
Anonymous, on Nov 29, 2008 wrote:
"why has nothing been mentioned about the cutiepie at the top of the boy’s paper tower? the vice comment goons are slipping."

People have mentioned her, that cutie is Julia Wertz and she fucking writes for Vice you dumbass.
Barney Miller, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote:
Whatchoo talkin’ bout, VICE?
uncle berns, on Oct 13, 2008 wrote:
this kid is fucking great and all you assholes calling him fat and autistic need to recognize that.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2008 wrote:
THATS A NEW BIGGIE SMALLS WITH TRAINER GUCCI SHADES
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2008 wrote:
Julia Wertz!
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote:
Jordan’s kid with Dwight Yorke?
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2008 wrote:
awsome
.. his new desdign for the trade centre is in 3d
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote:
Autism, woo!
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
what?
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
future phat albert

fo shooo
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
Congratulations for being the third person to notice his resemblance to a youtube celebrity.
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
If you guys only knew who this actually is...His name is Litarian Milton.
peter carr, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
double. chin. funny. yes? yes.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
it is Jordan’s baby Harvey but he’s cool cos he’s blind and he still knows to shout FUCK OFF to Peter Andre
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2008 wrote:
especially you squealer. you’re the least funny of all.
squealer, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
Before Die Hard and Family Matters, we’re shown the budding thespian of color,Reginald Vel Johnson, in rare footage from his screen-test for Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids.
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
Julia Wertz!!!
Anonymous, on Aug 8, 2008 wrote:
isnt this jordans mental kid with dwight york
Anonymous, on Aug 8, 2008 wrote:
Its Matarian Hilton!!! "its sad to do floodmouse stuff"
Anonymous, on Aug 8, 2008 wrote:
Its Latarian Milton!!! "its fun to do hoodrat stuff"
Anonymous, on Aug 8, 2008 wrote:
Fat black kids are always a DO.
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2008 wrote:
Hercules!Hercules!Hercules!
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