The only people who can still do subtle candy raver without looking like their skull is a symphony of cracking synapses are South Asian girls in London. We know it’s not fair, but they’ve just got the right skin tone and eye shape. It’s like black people and purple. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
It's definitely the proper attire for an LA party promoter douche rag, but wouldn't he look way better as a severed head thrown through his mom’s bedroom window in the middle of the night? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2010 wrote: Hey yo dat nigga’s glasses be fly as fuck dogg.
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2010 wrote: Real as a mug.
devinkkenny, on May 12, 2010 wrote: All that long day, with the warm moist young spring stirring in him, Jeff Campbell worked, and thought, and beat his breast, and wandered, and spoke aloud, and was silent, and was certain, and then in doubt and then keen to surely feel, and then all sodden in him; and he walked, and he sometimes ran fast to lose himself in his rushing, and he bit his nails to pain and bleeding, and he tore his hair so that he could be sure he was really feeling, and he never could know what it was right, he now should be doing. And then late that night he wrote it all out to Melanctha Herbert, and he made himself quickly send it without giving himself any time to change it.
Anonymous, on May 10, 2010 wrote: this kid is awesome
baracudaboy, on Mar 30, 2010 wrote: I CAN SEE FOREVER.
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2010 wrote: Haha, awww! I want to be this dude’s Big Brother.
Anonymous, on Jan 29, 2010 wrote: Special guest appearence from Fart Party creator Julia Wertz in this one too.
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2010 wrote: man, mother fucker prolly stole those glasses.
haha
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote: he really things the 3d glasses work.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote: :I
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: coolest kid ever!
country fried steak, on May 18, 2009 wrote: just what he needed, a big block of velveeta
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote: I wish he was my best friend. I’d take him to the park. It would be too fucking awesome.
I think I’m in love with him.
Anonymous, on Dec 25, 2008 wrote: this kid is amazing
Anonymous, on Dec 19, 2008 wrote: This kid is awesome.
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote: more chins than a chinese phonebook and more Rolls than Oprahs agent
Anonymous, on Nov 29, 2008 wrote: "why has nothing been mentioned about the cutiepie at the top of the boy’s paper tower? the vice comment goons are slipping."
People have mentioned her, that cutie is Julia Wertz and she fucking writes for Vice you dumbass.
Barney Miller, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote: Whatchoo talkin’ bout, VICE?
uncle berns, on Oct 13, 2008 wrote: this kid is fucking great and all you assholes calling him fat and autistic need to recognize that.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2008 wrote: THATS A NEW BIGGIE SMALLS WITH TRAINER GUCCI SHADES
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2008 wrote: Julia Wertz!
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote: Jordan’s kid with Dwight Yorke?
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2008 wrote: awsome
.. his new desdign for the trade centre is in 3d
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote: Autism, woo!
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote: what?
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote: future phat albert
fo shooo
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote: Congratulations for being the third person to notice his resemblance to a youtube celebrity.
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote: If you guys only knew who this actually is...His name is Litarian Milton.
peter carr, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote: double. chin. funny. yes? yes.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote: it is Jordan’s baby Harvey but he’s cool cos he’s blind and he still knows to shout FUCK OFF to Peter Andre
