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Before really getting into something you have to check its plausibility. We all have polyester shirts we love, but they get so fucking hot they make it look like your armpits pissed their pants. If you are a sweaty balls kind of guy, sorry, but you can't wear white spandex pants. It makes your legs look like a sweaty armpit.


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What is it with all these New York gay dudes dressing like regular schmoes and then covering their faces in makeup? They look like immigrant cab drivers who fell asleep at a party.
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Japanese people are really good at taking something fairly complicated and streamlining it down to perfection, which is awesome when they set their minds to computers or cars, but less so when they set them to shitty rap.

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Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
P.I.M.P.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
it’s asian biggie and j lo. who knew?
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
this is what happens when HOLLYWOOD infects young Asian minds.. And then they come to NY and try and go to all the spots that NEW JACK CITY was filmed..
Anonymous, on Apr 7, 2009 wrote:
you guys are high! total do! total... this is the japanese biggie and lil kim, i wanna meet them
Anonymous, on Apr 1, 2009 wrote:
RE: his coat and her hair came from the same animal..

ahh, yes the African Yarnzilla wildebeast
Anonymous, on Jan 13, 2009 wrote:
DO
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote:
his coat and her hair came from the same animal..
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2008 wrote:
this is a total DO
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote:
If fat Joe was Japanese he’d look like that.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote:
Ganksta Nip
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2008 wrote:
LMFAO
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote:
asian pimps just dont make sense.
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2008 wrote:
She love him....long time.
Anonymous, on Aug 9, 2008 wrote:
....um, no. its a DO!!

jesus, don’t you know who these people are?
mosquita, on Aug 9, 2008 wrote:
am i allowed to say that?
mosquita, on Aug 9, 2008 wrote:
we would only be so lucky if they spawned baby japster rappers
Anonymous, on Aug 1, 2008 wrote:
the notorious N.I.P
Anonymous, on Aug 1, 2008 wrote:
SPLING BLAKE!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2008 wrote:
She’s in that Toyko book Fruits.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote:
NICE WEAVE...............synth hair.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote:
HE’S WEARING HIS GIRLFRIEND’S SUNGLASSES
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote:
Three years later grime will be long lost news of yesteryear (kinda already feels that way anyway) and will have Jap Rap or Asiancore or Toykonica or Tsihcheh (which means ’ghetto’ in Japanese (I made that up))
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
you’re laughing now, but can you imagine the sheer terror of being mugged by samuri sword
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
It’s Dan the Automator and Big Pun’s love child!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
"go fuck yourselves"

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