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DOS & DON'TS

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If your typical posture is roughly that of a pigeontoed ballerina who needs to pee, something loose and concealing like a linen summer suit or one of those old Cuban man shirts might be a better option than Hammerpants and a two-year-old’s backpack.

Comments

Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
rex kwon do’s karate school graduate
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
Backpack backpack..
Lociento Diego,
me thinks you picked up my backpack by accidento!
Gracias,
Dora
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2009 wrote:
its gotta be prague, drinks in DC and SF dont cost 300 bucks! Look at the sign!
Anonymous, on Dec 16, 2008 wrote:
kayyyyyyute!
Anonymous, on Nov 27, 2008 wrote:
thats what you get the largest gaybar in prague.... meh
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2008 wrote:
"Wow, an American Apparel item in the don’ts..."

OMG!

I’m gonna vomit from too many Dos and Don’ts... fucking fashion irrelivantce overload. I want to say why gives a fuck, but it mean why gives a fuck... it mean mean some other fucking thing... HELP!!!
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
DO’S ARE DON’TS
DON’TS ARE DO’S

APPLY IT HERE
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote:
this is a bar called pink in san francisco. and this outfit is a do.
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote:
Oh man. I know this bar. It’s in DC in Dupont Circle I think. Total douchebar.
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote:
fucking ace, total DO muthas
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote:
hey man my balls are twisted.
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote:
y’know if he lost that dumb ass back pack then just maybe, maybe a do...
crimewave, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
i love how american apparel is so identifiable.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
i think this outfit is really kute
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
He is the Tits!
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
I think he looks sweet.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
Looks like he just stepped out of a repeat of A Different World on BET. CLOSE THE VORTEX NOW PEOPLE. SIGN THE ONLINE PETITION.
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
it’s called a guayabera, dude (the "old Cuban man shirts")
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
american apparel sells tiny backpacks and zoobas now?
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
What’s sumer? Is this in English?
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
i went into american apparel for the first time ever yesterday oh the bright colours. The girl i was with loved the shiny stockings i thought it was like getting the hottest girl home taking off her pants and seeing more bush than you bargained for.
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
That dude’s missing his left hand.... All nubs are Don’ts
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
Wow, an American Apparel item in the don’ts...
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
2nd (i don’t even read the caption or the first post) I OWN VICE
Dennis, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
Shlump together everything saved-by the bell-esque in the closet. Go ahead. I don’t care.

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