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I’d marry him or her, but only if they were playing the Ramones version of “Baby I Love You” while I walked down the aisle with him or her. I wouldn’t even bother asking which it is. That’s genitalist. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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But if that’s the case, then is it also unfair to say this guy looks like some sort of amazing retard-savant like Charly meets Benjy from the Sound and the Fury, just because of a face he made for 1/16th of a second?

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Anonymous, on Sep 11, 2009 wrote:
there is NO such thing as only womans clothes! if a man wears it it’s man clothes if a woman wears it its woman clothes if a cow wears it it’s cow clothes.... and blue is for baby girls as well as baby boys and adults, same goes for fucking pink.... stop limiting yourselves!!!!!
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2009 wrote:
Gah, I wish I gave him a blowjob back in 2003. Dude gives me nothing but dirty thoughts.
Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2009 wrote:
It’s definitely NOT a woman’s sweater. You can tell by the buttons.
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2009 wrote:
I think I own that sweater...it’s a lady sweater.
jayboy, on May 25, 2009 wrote:
"mmmm, "ci, ci, Pierre Gringotechno, I know, I know, but what if the the guy has a bullet proof vest and a bullet proof face mask peice? and, what of my dildose sculptures? "
oatmeal, on Feb 9, 2009 wrote:
What’s really doing it for me is the Hasid-meets-Breck girl thing that he’s got going on with his hair. Also, look at how carefully he listens. What a good friend.
Anonymous, on Jan 7, 2009 wrote:
"gag"
Anonymous, on Dec 26, 2008 wrote:
i gave this dude a blowjob back in 2003. i swear to god.
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote:
star wars man returns
solareyes, on Sep 13, 2008 wrote:
Nah, the cardigan and the t-shirt are sweet.
Probably the jeans too.

But I agree, looks like a douche.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2008 wrote:
Wearing a scarf inside is strictly for assholes.
Anonymous, on Aug 1, 2008 wrote:
hey, lets not overlook the other guys hip fashionablr cap, glasses, and tropical shirt
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
he looks french.
i think it’s the facial expression
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
sorry, but with the cardigan, he just looks like a smug mr. roger.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
Well it’s definately fair to say this fag is a FAG, cos it takes more than 1/16th of a second to grow hair that my mum rocked in 1978... biaaaaaatch!
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
Brett Anderson????
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2008 wrote:
Hot damn! It’s Charlie, Jack White’s fatter, less-cool, alcoholic, older brother.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Count of Monte Carbo.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
why is he a "DO"? shouldn’t this retaard be a "DON’T"?
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote:
fuck hipsters!
your subculture is lame!
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote:
...this fuckin’ guy
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote:
I bet the next words out of his mouth were "Hmmmmm" and then "Yes I see"
bored barista, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote:
thom yorke if he ate a wagon full of churros
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote:
I bet using the flash is what killed the heat rays emanating from his eyes in this picture.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
He’s totally reading that guys mind!
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
he looks like thom yorke and that is the only reason why anyone would feel good about looking at him ever. that must be a pretty good deal, having a widely revered retarded looking guy who has your face just happen to get famous.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
Whoa, whoa. Faulkner references? Ya’ll trying to get erudite on us?
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
Referencing Faulkner when all you have to say is that he wants to be Carl Barat is trying just a bit too hard.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
shit beer, douche scarf, crap haircut, stupid hand tattoos and gay cardigan...jesus, an obvious DON’T. Can someone find us an actual real DO?
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
this is the new douchebag....... it is an act trust me
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