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Would it be unfair of us to say this girl looks like a retard based on a face she made for about 1/16th of a second? I bet that’s how real retards feel about their one retarded gene.

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DoubleJ, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote:
hmm. is that a chocolate-covered easter bunny that she’s holding?
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
"you talked about the "1/16th of a second" face in the last one."

you read them out of order.
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
um... what?




wait that just wasnt nice. so not pc, vice
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
isn’t this the bitch who got slapped on real world seattle? clearly she deserved it.
Anonymous, on May 11, 2009 wrote:
you talked about the "1/16th of a second" face in the last one.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
OK that was Easter Sunday and she is in fact drinking cherry vodka out of a brown bagged chocolate bunny. White Girl Fro + Pantsuit = DO!
Anonymous, on Mar 1, 2009 wrote:
she’s cute
Anonymous, on Feb 16, 2009 wrote:
i didnt know randy newman had a daughter
Anonymous, on Jan 30, 2009 wrote:
it isnt her face, it’s those played out fuckin glasses
Anonymous, on Jan 20, 2009 wrote:
this is funny ’cuz all the people who throw a hissy fit over a picture being wrongly put in the do’s or don’ts are going crazy right now.
Anonymous, on Jan 7, 2009 wrote:
great hair
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote:
how did that end up in the don’t? you stuupid?
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote:
she found an asian mans testicle in her chocolate or is that chocolate in her testicle
Anonymous, on Nov 8, 2008 wrote:
malt liquor filled chocolate bunnies?
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote:
She look so cool.
sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote:
that’s an awesome caption right there vice.

POW to ya!

Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2008 wrote:
ERIN!!! GET OUT OF THE DON’Ts!!!

these folks don’t know your fun.
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote:
REAL CLASSY MAKING FUN OF MENTAL HANDICAPPED PEOPLE
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2008 wrote:
"haha is true..she is a retard....but most american girls tend to look like this ( or a mixture of retard and dirty slut)"

The only girl I know who looks like this, infact JUST like this is Australian. Lay off the US chicks.
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2008 wrote:
haha is true..she is a retard....but most american girls tend to look like this ( or a mixture of retard and dirty slut)
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote:
thats John Menchaca’s ex-girlfriend. He lives in Bell Gardens
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote:
so what, now we’re not allowed to make funny faces? Did she even know you were about to take her pic? the vice world is getting a little fascist these days. runnin’ out of clever quips guys?
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2008 wrote:
That’s my basement!
BRAWESOME, on Jul 20, 2008 wrote:
when did we stop judging people’s outfits and start judging people’s faces? who gives a fuck what her face is doing. i bet this girl is more fun to talk to then the asshole that writes these captions now.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2008 wrote:
thanks mr.science!
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2008 wrote:
Mr Science thinks you meant to say chromosome.
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2008 wrote:
Miss Amp?
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Folks, I don’t think the joke is about how this girl everybody apparently knows (?) isn’t fun to hang out with or doesn’t party. The joke is that she made a goofy face in this picture.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Vice has really gone down hill
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote:
you assholes would totally be giving her props if you realized that there was booze in that hollowed-out bunny (which there most certainly was).
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