You know you’ve hit the nail on the head when you make every other girl in the room feel like your mom.Comments/Enlarge |
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I have a feeling that if this was the guy who came to fix the office computers we’d never have that problem with the fucking email ever again.Comments/Enlarge |
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Native Americans may have garnered a lot of cred by making something out of every part of the buffalo, but they will forever pale in comparison to the natives of Quebec until they learn to make something delicious out of every part of everything.
Anonymous, on Feb 14, 2009 wrote: look at me and my iphone
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote: hey doesnt spaghetti have four ts?
Anonymous, on Nov 30, 2008 wrote: I’m laughing at Poitrine Corrector that just got schooled. Try looking at the whole picture before tryin’ to be a smart alec.
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2008 wrote: it says poutine at the bottom. don’t be a dick if you can’t back it up.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2008 wrote: "Dang.Just seeing the word "poutine" is making me drool."
Too bad it says "poitrine" which is breast, as is chicken breast!
Nice try though!
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2008 wrote: this makes me wanna go to k-town!
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote: I would think the "ass" stood for "assorted", I.E="Assorted Smoked Meats". Call me crazy..
boo beaux, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote: I actually LOL’d.
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote: Dang.
Just seeing the word "poutine" is making me drool.
It’s also making my arteries harden, but that’s okay.
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote: What, no Hot Ass?
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: ass = assiette = plate of. fucking native english-speakers, jesus.
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote: a hot hamburger is like a hotchiken but with ground meat
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2008 wrote: do they deliver? I prefer my smoke meat ass at home. On a plate of course.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote: Hot hamburger? Who’s going to ask for one of those cold?
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote: I don’t get the Wes Anderson comment did he make a tacky movie after Darjeeling revolving around delicious bar food?
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote: Uh oh, they made a joke that slightly diverges from the typical jokes in this section. It must be the end!
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote: vice magazine is turning into wes anderson’s last tacky movie. thank god
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote: this has nothing to do with snarky fashion critiques
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: dont even cross into engrish.com territory vice. you know better than to jock style
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: For all you linguistically-challenged people out there, "ass" is short for "assiette" ie, plate.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: The only thing that makes Americans reluctant to accept poutine for the glorious, mind-destroying food treat it is is its name and association with French-Canadians. Just call the shit "Disco Fries" and watch how quickly you run out.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: That combo would obliterate my hangover in a second. Damn these maudite american roundheads with their picky food tastes.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: Just thinking about a club sandwich with poutine is saliva pour out of my mouth like a faucet.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: Smoke meat ass fine, but sub-marine ass?
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: ass, so good for you. ask for it by name
Dennis, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: I WILL TAKE A CIGARETTE BUTT ON A HAMBURGER, PLEASE.
