Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass.Comments/Enlarge |
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It's about time the Natural History Museum's tit-makers started taking their cues from back issues of Cheri. That said, let's all pray to God they found a more recent source for the crotches.Comments/Enlarge |
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If you’re a girl who looks like a faggy boy, don’t fight it. Just throw on an ice skating outfit, hit the local cruise bars, and try to win back a few for our team.
Anonymous, on Aug 23, 2009 wrote: "Our team" being the pretentious lesbian team, right?
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2009 wrote: too cool
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote: "This bitch would get no love in the gay world. Most gays-me being one- would never fucking touch a boy that looks like a girl. Girly boys get no dick. Sad but true."
"You’re a moron. So many guys I know would hit that in a heart beat. Besides the fact you called her a bitch removes all doubt that you might actually be a moron."
yeah he is a moron. but besides that... this girl doesn’t care about dudes. at all. duh. why is this unclear.
Anonymous, on Apr 1, 2009 wrote: Red-blooded female right here and I WOULD LEAP AT THAT. She is gorgeous. The little mullet thing is too cute.
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote: if Jodie Foster ever gets a design deal for HSN
JudoChop, on Oct 22, 2008 wrote: Hell yeah! JELLY BRACELETS!
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote: THE CHICK IN THE BACK LOOKS TRANCED OUT.
WHERE’D SHE BUY THE X?
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2008 wrote: "This bitch would get no love in the gay world. Most gays-me being one- would never fucking touch a boy that looks like a girl. Girly boys get no dick. Sad but true."
You’re a moron. So many guys I know would hit that in a heart beat. Besides the fact you called her a bitch removes all doubt that you might actually be a moron.
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2008 wrote: This bitch would get no love in the gay world. Most gays-me being one- would never fucking touch a boy that looks like a girl. Girly boys get no dick. Sad but true.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: she looks like a hot lesbian id let her eat me out!
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: i think she’s nice. +447726942955
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2008 wrote: I think she’s awesome! Hot, hot, hot!!
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote: looks like she just stepped off of the stage for back to broadway. that blue is blinding my eyes, get it off.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote: hahaha
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: i’m a straight guy and i would totally "do" her
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: she’s in her mid-twenties and is pretty slash super cute in person, despite what this photo suggests. she does DRESS like a faggy boy, though...
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: so yeah i guess i should stop reading vice cuz it’s only for straight guys?????
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: whatevs, i likey!
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: What is this Ellen DeGeneres chic? Will going out dressed like Rosie O’Donnell be cool soon too? What about Whoopie?
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: i would call this a "don’t".
whoever thinks this is a "do" also looks like a faggy boy.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: ’his ’ucks
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: that girl is so not in her thirties..
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: i love not just any girl, but this girl. really.
Dennis, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: I love any girl from portland who is in her thirties and is bffs with "the blow"
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: I love any girl in her thirties that isn’t afraid to boogey
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2008 wrote: this is fucking awesome.
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2008 wrote: rrrriiiggghhhhhhhttttt
