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America needs to take a cue from Japan and get some more theme bars going. Imagine a hospital one where Nurse Beer here brings you a round every 30 minutes or so, holding it up like it’s the cure for all your ills (which it is).

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Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
"she’s wearing a wig and her nose is big and she just isn’t that great, but the beer looks good"

yeah it has to be a wig because no one has black hair and bangs naturally.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
she’s wearing a wig and her nose is big and she just isn’t that great, but the beer looks good
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2009 wrote:
zOMG! Sub-chan?! Where the hell has she been?
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
yeah but what happens in the morning when you find out that’s just how she dresses. there’s no theme. a closet of identical dresses.
Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2009 wrote:
I kind of just want to make out with her
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
I want to go to this bar.
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
she looks like what’s his name
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
mmm yum
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
booze nurse says drink til the stomach pumps are out.
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote:
What’s even more amusing is the fact that her abusive, 3" dicked ex-boyfriend is probably reading this wondering where the fuck he went wrong.
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
Traditional Finland get-up!
Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote:
Go to the Library in Boone, North Carolina. The waitresses dress like school girls. And there hot wings ain’t bad. WARNING: Tuesday is Karaoke.
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
OMZ the wiki for sub chan is sooooooo funny!
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
The names Layla, AKA SubChan. She’s a Turk from Connecticut that lives in Manhattan.
Not Elizabeth. Not Finnish. Not Japanese.
Anonymous, on Dec 28, 2008 wrote:
Brooklee Lagger!

YOU BUY NOW!
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote:
sub chan
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote:
thanks for reminding me i have two brooklyn lagers in the fridge waiting on me when i get home. yummy.
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote:
She looks like she’s from Greenland. She’ll probably bring you beer made from whale blubber.
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2008 wrote:
She’s not Finnish, and her name isn’t Elizabeth.
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2008 wrote:
vice you are so predictable
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote:
she’s finnish, not japanese. that’s finland’s flag on her hat. man you should read your homework.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote:
because I THINK I just heard somebody say "weeaboo"
Anonymous, on Oct 10, 2008 wrote:
i think that’s elizabeth and i like her because she made my queefy exes life miserable
hotlist, on Oct 6, 2008 wrote:
and on tonight’s list of suppository beer’s we’ll begin with Brooklyn Lager then move onto Home Brew.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2008 wrote:
The fuck is japanice?
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote:
oh man ! she´s not japanice. she´s finnish !!
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote:
Did someone say "weaboo?"
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
maybe without the rubber anal inspector gloves

don’t on my list
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2008 wrote:
fuckin RX
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote:
That is my favorite beer too!!!! Good idea!!!
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