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Forget about protests and signing petitions and marching on Washington. If you really want to take a stand against this fucked up capitalist society we’re forced to endure every day of our lives, you need to throw a spanner in the works from inside the system.

Comments

Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
Isn’t that the original bassist from the Liars?
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
damn this guy looks familiar and the comment relates to him and if hes in ny what are the chances?good going onto or whats his name
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Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
hey boss, i left the money on the counter. hahahaha! no i didn’t!! hahahaha!!
Anonymous, on Feb 14, 2009 wrote:
Holy shit! Almost $7.00 for a pack of smokes?!?!?!?!!! God, where I live they’re like roughly five bucks. I’m glad I don’t live in New York!
Anonymous, on Jan 7, 2009 wrote:
sleeping on the job is AWESOME!
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote:
"if i play dead maybe theyll leave"
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote:
ditto. using the exact same caption: why is this not a do considering the fact that everyone who works DOES it.
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2008 wrote:
Uhhhhhh, is anyone else out there thinking this guy getting paid to sleep on his ass is a do????
oaklawn, on Sep 4, 2008 wrote:
dudes who sleep on the job are hot. i’d hit it.
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote:
i forgot to pay
stole a peice of gum, then bailed
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2008 wrote:
If you wanna shoplift first you gotta get through the bullet proof glass! This is Brooklyn.
Dennis, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote:
THE KING IS ASLEEP. TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN.
deafmetal, on Jul 12, 2008 wrote:
fuck maan. If I’d known, well I’d have been able to stock up on smokes.

This sucks.
Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2008 wrote:
the american way.
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2008 wrote:
sleeping on the job is not so much of a do as drinking on the job.
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2008 wrote:
sleeping on the job is always a do, this guy’s a national hero
Miscreant, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
The dude that took the pic had his pockets stuffed with Slim Jims, Foster Grants with the tag still hanging and an orange Rat Fink t shirt knock off on.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
a system with losers is a shit system.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
Those are indeed some pricey smokes.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
the people who hate capitalism usually hate it because they are the losers of the system and always end up broke
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
how could one resist shoplifting as much as you could carry out of there?
skillet, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
$6.85 for port snacks?
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
I used to have a job like that and doze off the SECOND there wasn’t anyone in the store. I must have been woken up a thousand times by moms saying "Excuse me" in that shrill mom voice and truckers saying "Excuse me" in that gruff trucker voice. I was really hoping one day I’d wake up, check the security tape, and see that I’d been robbed at gunpoint.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
i kind of dont blame the guy. how hellish it must be to sit there for 12 hours at a time on the night shift
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
ahahahahaha that’s fucking funny
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
000
Chicks love seeing a man at work being all authorative and sweaty!It’s a harsh primal thing for girls to see a him in his element doing what man has done for YEARS.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
Anyone who has signed a "protest" petition should be fucking shot. No trial. No bullshit. Just shot. Preferably by someone who works in the oil industry or owns oil stocks.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
I really want to buy a Dodge Caliber after looking at this page. It’s really a good car and the mileage isn’t that bad for a mid-sized vehicle.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
Thank God for Kentucky and their $3.00 name brand cigarettes.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
Holy shit, $6.85 for Newports? Is this Port-au-Prince?

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