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Hey guys, freaking only works if one of you is at least pretending to have a dick.

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Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
Nice face, cunt. Yeah. Bill Murray was sexy as fuck in Caddyshack.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
No no, they’re practicing the position known as extreme reverse cowgirl. Because the risk of penile breakage is 200 times that of regular reverse cowgirl, it is recommended the participants practice beforehand to form muscle memory and reduce the risk to the male.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
where’s the flood sister?
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
hmm i thought frozen turd fucking was an alaskan pipeline.
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
Actually, that is called ’docking’ I’m fairly certain. ’Space docking’ is when you freeze a turd and fuck your loved one with it, gently please
Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote:
cute. real fucking cute.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
couch: circa 1979
Anonymous, on Apr 9, 2009 wrote:
whoa dude that is like the internal lesbian version of chilidogging
Anonymous, on Apr 9, 2009 wrote:
its called Space-Docking. Where a woman/man shits into another woman’s vagina. Its all the rage in France.
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
That little man couldn’t really give her what she wants.
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2009 wrote:
im gonna sniff his crotch now
Anonymous, on Jan 11, 2009 wrote:
that broad is hot and has a nice booty
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote:
she does the best Pacino,,whuwhaaah!!
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote:
The same ol "why can’t i tell if it has a penis or not" dilemma. Most of the comments here hit the nail on the head.
neezy, on Aug 10, 2008 wrote:
The voice I imagine for this guy is infuriating (in my head) and he’s like OOO, MuhGAWD I was so EmbAIRRSING
boo beaux, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote:
I don’t care, the one on the right is a "do". She’s hot and doing the right thing. It’s the one on the left that’s fucking it up.
bakdgreat, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote:
i rememeber another dont where some dude was giving it to a girl and you said something about how dancing imitates sex and you know what i agree this is the stupidest most banal shit people come up with to keep from getting bored when grinding to hip hop which is about all u do while thinking about much longer you gotta do it and how many more drinks u buy to seal the deal. Fuckin hate that shit ill never grind again
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
i surely do wonder what variety of sexual intercourse these people try to portray.
doubtfully, lance dunce
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
Should have been

Don’t
Even try to pretend to your self that your straight, your only fooling yourself
Dennis, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote:
ITS CAAAAALLED A ROID-DILDO, BUT EXPECT A YEASTY INFECTION.
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2008 wrote:
Q: How do you make a gay man have sex with a woman?

A: Sh*t in her c*nt.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
THE SPACE DOCKING COMMENT IS AMAZING.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
That guy looks alarmingly like someone I work with. I shall confront him about it next time I see him.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
that’s aaron fuckin charter. you can’t fool me
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2008 wrote:
they aren’t freakin’...they’re space docking...
fatbaby, on Jul 7, 2008 wrote:
"Hey guys if YOU think THAT’S funny, have I got a SHMER SHMER SHMER for you! SHMER SHMER DUH FUH BUH..."
Hock your wares elsewhere, apothecary!
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2008 wrote:
If you think "man-vagina" is funny, I’ve got a website you are really going to shit your pants for. somethingawful.com/
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2008 wrote:
he looks like yahoo serious all splayed out like that
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2008 wrote:
one cup?
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2008 wrote:
the comment would have been funnier if it said mangina though
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