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What is it about the teenage caveman thing where you know the night is going to be so full of high jinx and craziness that you’ll need a full line just to stay up for the steamhorse fucking at the end.

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Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote:
Viacom, and its sinister unseen controllers are, through captions of this kind, suggesting a kind of drugged, narcissistic lack of world engagement in the young that will prevent them from self-educating, self-improving and mobilizing to stop the control of this world by manipulative, fascistic forces.
Young people HAVE to see this. Stop reading this corporate invasion of youth culture - preserve your mind and body! VICE IS DEAD and DEADLY! STAY AWAY!
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2009 wrote:
dammit i really want to see his knockoff bart simpson shirt.
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2009 wrote:
Dave! nights with him do indeed tend to be filled with hijinx and craziness. Can’t say that i’ve had sex with him though.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
this looks like an ugly picture of me
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
The free and easy smile suggests that we have left the nyc scene moved to sunnier climes.
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote:
G. A. Y. he aint going to multiply!
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote:
"yeah i’d blow this kid then fuck him silly, but not tell anyone."
not like i’m saying i’d shout it from rooftops, but i wouldn’t say NO if anyone asked... haha.
Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote:
Hot. hot hot hot.
I want him steamhorse fucking me right now plz.
Anonymous, on Apr 22, 2009 wrote:
He got it going ON. looks like my ex kinda.
Anonymous, on Jan 11, 2009 wrote:
"do i look like noel fielding yet?"
Anonymous, on Jan 3, 2009 wrote:
hottt
Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2008 wrote:
i for one second dave the wave and his high jinx.
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2008 wrote:
this band played at my highschool and i introduced them, right?
-HM
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote:
yeah i’d blow this kid then fuck him silly, but not tell anyone.
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2008 wrote:
dave rules and his only crime is showing up at some hole in a wall to see some real rock’n’roll.... plus that bart shirt has a genuine burn hole in it. fuck. ex humans rule! y’all some haters! -TMart
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
You caption writer, officially suck ass. Are you kidding me? Do? What the fuck. I hate you. A lot.
Anonymous, on Aug 8, 2008 wrote:
ATLANTA! YESSS finally...

the heart attacks dudes spend an hour to get ready though. fuck them.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2008 wrote:
life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote:
looks like that guy from dazed and confused. pretty stankin hot.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2008 wrote:
Dave rocks.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2008 wrote:
where is the independent thinking in all of this?
think for yourselves kids trends blow
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote:
This dude has herpes.


Sincerely,

United States Surgeon General
deafmetal, on Jul 12, 2008 wrote:
fuck! at least be sweet with your photoshopping effort.

Is it really so hard to find a body that can TRACE?

Dicks, you really seem to be.
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2008 wrote:
dave the wave rules
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2008 wrote:
You corporate boot licking pussies!
You’re censoring a BART SIMPSON T-SHIRT?!?! What? Are you afraid Fox is going to sue your Viacom parents while they’re right in the middle of suing Youtube?
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2008 wrote:
if this is a do for the 15,000,000th time with another person and that girl with the members only jacket is a don’t then i’m done with you, vice

p.s. fuck creating a profile
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2008 wrote:
gross
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2008 wrote:
He’s a cutie and probably illegal
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2008 wrote:
Hey I have that same Bart shirt!
-Danny
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2008 wrote:
No more mexican ones!
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