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Ten years ago, if you saw somebody with a Misfits shirt you could guarantee at least ten minutes of “something in common” conversation with them. These days you just drop your shit and run in case they pull out a Mossberg and start shooting all their classmates.

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Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
I want to make Misfits shirts that are crosseyed.
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
this little bitch needs the shit smacked out of him
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
this is the kind of guy that stands right in front of the door even though theres plenty of space. fuck you, man.
Anonymous, on Apr 30, 2009 wrote:
Mossberg’s are great shotguns.
Anonymous, on Jan 3, 2009 wrote:
This is so not okay.
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2008 wrote:
John- agreed.
ericzzz, on Sep 10, 2008 wrote:
fucking kids these days....
Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2008 wrote:
what a bummer. static age was such a good album, but it’s all ruined now. thanks alot, you fucking butt wizard.
Anonymous, on Jul 5, 2008 wrote:
Try 20 years ago instead of 10.
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2008 wrote:
like AC/DC, Misfits apparel is on its umpteenth wave of irony. you’d be more likely to find corny, self-drawn hand tattoos then either a fiend club membership or a gun.

laugh don’t run.
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2008 wrote:
Fuck the misfits....they’re not even a band anymore. They just sell clothes to people that think Avril is hardcore. A lot like Iron Maiden.
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2008 wrote:
this is, easily, the fucking funniest caption ever.
Anonymous, on Jun 28, 2008 wrote:
I’ve owned many different Misfits shirts over the years but never that one with the giant fucking fiend logo. I tease my friend Eric every time he wears his.
Bane, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
Dude these Mexican dos and don’ts are the worst ever. I need this mexican month to be over.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
zees was a good mexi-don’t aye carumba columbine references always tickle me
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
they’re STILL in mexico?
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
lol@u says: pusssssssss psussssss
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
hmmm. hipster hardcore t’s... i see a few circle jerks ones about, but nothing near a prominent as flag t’s.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
ironic Danzig shirt wearing is pretty rife
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
Our high school had one of those old-school misfits kids. He was really cool until one day he dumped his awesome girlfriend and started fucking 13 year olds.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
ok. Here’s a poll. Which hardcore shirts apart from Misifts are most worn by hipsters with no fucking clue about the band on them.

My number one most spotted has gotta be Black Flag. what else?
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
I’m wearing one now. I like it. but then again I have sudden rushes of blood to the head where I want to slap people in public on like a daily basis
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
when was it ever a good idea to wear a misfits t shirt? you could garuntee 10 minutes of dull as fuck chat about piss all. this cholo motherfucker looks like a really ugly 13 year old lesbian in the making.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
if i was going to shoot everyone in my office i would wear a misfits t shirt - just to give them a tiny chance to run. only fucking retards and miserable homos wear misfits shirts. i wear a wu wear t shirt. and i get laid like silly.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
well there fashion, and a point made so... i’ll give it three kitten heads.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
Ok, not bad. I guess it can at least be filed under the "funny because it’s true" category. A step in the right direction possibly?
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
he’s on his way home to watch loose change for the eighteenth time
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
mossberg gets the job done
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
its a overused image. its like the new mickey mouse shirt.

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