How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder.Comments/Enlarge |
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I’d marry him or her, but only if they were playing the Ramones version of “Baby I Love You” while I walked down the aisle with him or her. I wouldn’t even bother asking which it is. That’s genitalist.Comments/Enlarge |
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It’s great to crash at Aunt Cecilia and Uncle Filberto’s when you’re in Mexico City because they totally don’t care what time you get back at night or who you bring home—just so long as you take your shoes off before going into the living room.
gnarwhal, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote: dov charney undercover recruiting his next batch of illegal workers.
country fried steak, on May 27, 2009 wrote: rockin the coogi sweater... he’s gettin laid tonight
jsant1210, on Feb 9, 2009 wrote: It’s a Cosby sweater!
Anonymous, on Jul 12, 2008 wrote: yeah, way too lame you dont’ even know what the fuck you’re talking about ,fuckin stupid gringos not because you’re miserable doesn’t mean everybody else is
deafmetal, on Jul 12, 2008 wrote: Fuck, you shits are bust.
Shit.
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2008 wrote: ok.
this is not a real subject fuuny or wierd or anything worth of anything special.
mexico is beautiful. you cant say, however, that all of mx is the same as d.f.
it has its good parts as well as its bad.
whoever said that comment on jun 26 needs to shut the fuck up because obviously youve never been there and you feel superior to any other race that is not from the "first wrold"
you need to get some culture first, get a life and stop envying ppl that are somebody with tradition, culture, and wisdom, respect. thats what were all about. you think we are some brown short ugly drunk ppl running around with the revolution hats not knowing how to use a microwave.
Well we are in fact the ones that feel sorry for your poor ignorant unidentified racist intolerant limited minded asses, haha
because we damn well know thats all youll ever come to be.
fuck off the racist shit because you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.
im sure youre surprised that a mexican is speaking in englsih also.
pinches gringos ignorantes pendejos valemierda que no saben nada ni de su proipa cultura, porque ni tienen!!
vayanse mucho a la chingada espero que un día vayan a mi ciudad para que se caguen de risa de su pinche impotencia a darse a entender, ya que los odian en todas partes del mundo. =)
translation:
damn ignorant worthshit americans that know nothing even of their own culture because they have none!!
you can all go fuck yourselves i hope one day you go to my city so everyone there can laugh their asses off at you because of your pathetic attempt to communicate with your horrible american accent, looking all stupid and smiling at everybody in the most fake way possible,
well actually the rest of the world thinks the same of you so i am happy.
you can rot in your mind for all i care, i just wanted to get this point across.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote: fucking right! you nailed that one.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote: they’re cute. i wanna stay there
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2008 wrote: enough of the mexico already.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2008 wrote: all the mexico ones have been really random normal looking people.... i like how the comments create stories for their lives but goddamnit, i want more pictures of gays and hags and funny old people.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2008 wrote: Don’t switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh-no
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2008 wrote: Mexico City is wonderful.
These Dos and Don’t are lame.
C’mon... VICE! Stop. You are obviously phoning these things in and not even trying anymore.
Did you get a hold of some bad blow or what? What’s the deal?
Rob B, on Jun 26, 2008 wrote: NO man. D&D is lame these days. I pop ’round occasionally but it just sux more and more.
And the previous comment was right. This isn’t a do or a don’t. It’s just a photo of two people.
bye.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2008 wrote: listen tards that dont care about mexico or mexico city. are you shitting me?? mexico is fucken insane with hot women, good food, etc. also the craziest shit you will ever see, look at these articles they have been posting, a rest home for hookers, AWESOME! im not even being ironic. i like d.f. alot, condensa, zona roma are alot of fun. el centro is full of old shit grimey and interesting. TORTAS estilio d.f. are muy fucking rico. eat shit lou dobb hipsters.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2008 wrote: el zocalo. BOOYAH. theres plenty of more interesting do’s and don’ts in d.f., these photographers were straight out flojo. pinche chilangos.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2008 wrote: man, these are just bad. 1. why would anyone care about mexico city. it’s not a cool place, it’s an awful, horribly polluted wasteland. 2. this is not a do. it’s not a don’t either. it’s nothing. it’s just 2 people. People hate so much because this was once the best thing ever. we HAD it. it was real. now, its a cheap imitation. "so why do you come back?" Because I lead a hopeful life. I return because I still have a glimmer of hope that a caption will be that perfect, hilarious, genius, spot on description, which will make me smile or laugh. I’m an idiot because it won’t happen, that was one person’s genius mind at work, who now writes elsewhere. This picture and caption are not genius because 1. the picture is neither a do or a don’t. It’s just two average mexicans. not funny. not anything. 2. No one cares about Mexico City. it’s not interesting. it’s a polluted wasteland.
So 1. stop with the mexico city pictures. and 2. stop the do’s and don’ts. Use your little creative minds, retire the page, and create something better in it’s existence. I have ideas if you want to email me. I’m a genius and can predict the future.
