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Allowing a little girl to wear heels is a good thing because it drastically reduces the risk of “16th-birthday runaway slut explosion” so often seen in children raised by conservative parents. We’re willing to bet that Belladonna’s Mormon parents forced her to wear nothing but smocks and chastity belts when she was a kid, and look at her now.

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Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
"Can you say "we had a kid so they’d let us stay"? Sheesh. At least she isn’t sluttily dressed, but heels aren’t smart, no matter how many think they equal do."

They had a kid so they could stay in Mexico? What the shit are you talking about?
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
Can you say "we had a kid so they’d let us stay"? Sheesh. At least she isn’t sluttily dressed, but heels aren’t smart, no matter how many think they equal do.
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote:
usually true, except this doesn’t work for girls who look older than they are already... letting your ten-year-old wear whatever she wants when she looks fourteen without even trying leads to a whole other kind of fucked-up long-term-issues deal.
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
god you people are retarded. this was from the mexican issue. all the dos and donts had the mexican flag in the corner.
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
Dude, this is the 2nd pic where a Mexican flag is photoshopped in. Kind of lame when someone so on the spot witty has to super-impose a flag to drive home his point or agenda.
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
poster below,
chill out and smoke some dirt weed ya fuckin wetback. sly condescension is too good for your kind

GRAND WIZARD
Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
this is so fucking racist.
why aren’t there more people out there chasing after you and your smug and sly racial/cultural condescensions?
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote:
fuck you all
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote:
im thinking its an average mom with a really big son in sex reassignment therapy
krysta, on Aug 7, 2008 wrote:
so this is who my boyfriend talks to (aka:sends pictures of his cock to) on the internet. maybe i should get heals.. and he should stop balding and trying to hold onto his youth by blowing his load on a webcam to little girls
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote:
"you ppl"??!!?

This is an outrage.
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2008 wrote:
bitch i thought this up
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2008 wrote:
you ppl are sooo white.
youll never get it.
you can eat your shit.
fuck you all.
Anonymous, on Jun 29, 2008 wrote:
arent people strange? we used to be cavemen and now we do this. and we live on a planet in space. who thought this up?
Anonymous, on Jun 28, 2008 wrote:
Who are you people who complain about other people’s complaints about the does and don’ts? i mean, im sitting here at some ivy league arty school full of pretentious fucks and we’re all laughing at you because you people are so uncultured. yeah thats right, i know what pretentious means, i won the science fair in 5th grade
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
did that dickhead just drop an "i’m at nyu" bomb? hey fuckface, nobody in the world cares about what you and you’re friends laugh at. except superdeluxe.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2008 wrote:
VBS would be pretty awesome if the programs weren’t chopped into three minute segments. As it is, it’s just something spastic assholes can saturate their senses with between playing Halo and masturbating to 4chan so they don’t have to deal with the overpowering shame their vapid minds generate when presented with silence.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2008 wrote:
lets not consider the girls wellbeing as a child, then.

the fact that she is being told she should be uncomfortable to look "pretty" so early on that she struts instead of plays.


perhaps you should stop trying to be so cute with your little comments and care about so mething real once in a while.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2008 wrote:
Fine forget about jumping the shark if you’re too young and kool and whatnot :p

So... vice has really nuked the fridge, eh?
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2008 wrote:
I’m pretty sure Belladonna (like most female porn stars) had a late night sneeky uncle to help her get where she is.
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2008 wrote:
holee, you go to university! what are you doing on here, then?
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2008 wrote:
Jumped the shark??
who are you people that complain about the does and don’ts? Balding generation X’rs with nothing better to do? If you look back at the comments they have been the same SINCE VICE BEGAN. this is such stupid bullshit. I am at NYU with all my friends laughing at how everyone HATES DandD yet comes on every day to dissect each picture. DandD are shit and always have been. havent any of you old fucks seen VBS? its the best thing on the net. THis shit is for people that sy "jump the shark" and mean it.
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2008 wrote:
Jumped the shark? Who are you, my dad 10 years ago?
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2008 wrote:
With this wholly unengaging Mexico series, Vice has officially jumped the shark (it’s right there, on her shirt.)
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2008 wrote:
Sniffin’ Milk Powder by the Runaway Slut Explosion. Out now on milk powder coloured vinyl
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2008 wrote:
ugh... those bien jolie shirts suck. whos gunna wear that...4 year old wannabe hipsters sniffing milk powder?
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2008 wrote:
Dos and Don’ts are a Runaway Fail Explosion.
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2008 wrote:
Fuck You Mum & Dad by the Runaway Slut Explosion is gonna be a hit
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2008 wrote:
I needed a name for my band. Is it okay if I call it Runaway Slut Explosion after this caption please?
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2008 wrote:
my girlfriend was a ’runaway slut explosion’ and that’s why she’d had 3 abortions before i met her at age 24.
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