Her online name is deviant666, but when you boil it all down it’s essentially a shitty blow job followed by lying there like a log while Current 93 blares out of tiny iPod speakers.Comments/Enlarge |
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Without bringing a bunch of writing or props into it, three shorts and no shirt is probably the easiest way to dress up as the opposite of a brain surgeon.Comments/Enlarge |
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Do you think if El Silver Fox were bald he’d still be in charge of the Mexico City Mercedes dealership, on his way to 25-year-old Carmelita’s apartment for a nude siesta that he doesn’t have to pay for?
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: i bet he bought that suit at "el tianguis" lmao
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2009 wrote: his suit sleeves are too long. not pimpin’ at all. more likely a civil servant who doesn’t really have to wear a suit at all to work, but does so anyways to remind him of the days when he was a "up and coming" young bureaucrat - until his career and hopes were crushed by the world.
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote: this guy cant be that loaded, otherwise hed have 35 armed guards around him. thats just how mexico operates.
borntorun, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote: He looks like Phil Leotardo from The Sopranos -- who got his skull crushed!
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote: You know how everyone in mexico is poor except for one guy? Well HE’S the guy!
fatbaby, on Jun 25, 2008 wrote: i know that guy, he is a federal judge. i heard a lecture of his once, and he was all "remember you always should ask the girl how old she is before you do anything. if she lies and says she is 18, you’re ok." But he said it in spanish.
meitheisman, on Jun 18, 2008 wrote: anonymous: zorro de plata
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2008 wrote: weird.
i saw an "el silver fox" yesterday, too but he was more like a guy who would fuck shit up in from dusk til dawn. but still what is "silver fox" in spanish!? that’s what i wanted to know. i suppose i’m on my way to babelfish.
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2008 wrote: i understand that he’s heavy set or whatever, but baggy suits defeat the whole purpose of a suit: looking good. i think el silver fox should go fuck himself and shoot his tailor.
Miscreant, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: Look at the way the arms are connected to the body of the suit. ffs why bother.
Is this a woman?
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: Give the man a break. He was born without hands, but was lucky enough to recieve some from a pudgy 8-year-old organ donor.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: This is kind of like when they did the communist ones, but less funny.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: I am logged in you shitty comment software piece of shit.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: A perfect suit for a lawless and decivilized mess of corruption.
samawada, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: He looks constipated.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: I know most of the audience does not wear suits, so let me give you a little primer:
1. a guy built like that needs to wear a two button. The larger V it creates makes a robust man seem taller and more like an inverted triangle, which is traditionally attractive (narrow hips, broad shoulders).
2. The sleeves have not been tailored. It gives the suit away as off the rack. The cuff of the shirt generally falls a quarter of an inch lower than the sleeve.
This looks like a chubby child in a suit.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: That is a cheap, ill-fitting suit. This dude isn’t jefe of anything except maybe nubbin arms.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: Carmelita must really like the feel of his strange baby hands rubbing her up.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: These are just regular Mexican people on the street, neither dos nor donts.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: Men’s Warehouse represent. Or should I say El Casa de los hombres.
Mr. Belvedere, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: no, he probably would not.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: this dude looks japanese, not mexican.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote: first oh yeah nukkluh yeah
