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You may want to rethink your new summer look when it causes three separate readers to email pictures to the DON’Ts on the same day with the subject heading “DUUUUUDES.”

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doomslang, on Oct 11, 2009 wrote:
is that phillip seymour hoffman??? this is such a do!
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
The first shot so froglike... now I’m stuck on the word ’amphibian’. (shudder)
DallasDeckard, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote:
Every time someone tells me about how great Obamacare will be because people in Sweden have cradle-to-grave security, I think, sure, but look how those fucking high taxes causes brain damage and turns them into Heidi relaxing on the side of her mountain. No fucking healthcare is worth that shit.
el guapo, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote:
i kind of wish they were all from the same angle so i could make an animated gif from them.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
This series is shocking. Everything from the obvious to his posture to his hat makes me shake my head uncontrollably.
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2009 wrote:
Lol
I saw this crazy mofo in that little park on the Brooklyn side of Brooklyn Bridge a while ago. lol
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
fabulous
country fried steak, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
beef shot!
icebergler, on Mar 30, 2009 wrote:
duuude! 1st what fucking book he is reading? 2nd phillip seymour penis! 3rd fucking banana hammock!
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote:
"So the caption writer really thinks 3 e-mails with the same subject line and virtually the same picture came from three different people? Brilliant staff you’ve got there."

Are you retarded?
Anonymous, on Jan 11, 2009 wrote:
WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous, on Jan 2, 2009 wrote:
It’s like some kind of Tim & Eric joke/costume, sadly I don’t think that’s the case.
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote:
did you really need that many shots?
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
jesus fucking mary mother of god christ lord father!
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2008 wrote:
hahahaha
i look like a compleet perv in class
but wow.
banana
erica2368, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote:
oh, my.
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2008 wrote:
omg I love it!

I want it!
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote:
DON’T, for the love of God, DON’T!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous, on Sep 6, 2008 wrote:
can’t get the word ’mustard’ out of my head...
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote:
So the caption writer really thinks 3 e-mails with the same subject line and virtually the same picture came from three different people? Brilliant staff you’ve got there.
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote:
I just saw this guy today. Maybe he saw the pictures and decided he needed to shape up. He’s rather thinner. Was in a full lotus and then did about 200 crunches on the side of a the little hillside there. Even has a bit of a tan.
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
he was asking for it come on
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2008 wrote:
These photos are almost as wonderful as that goof I remember in high school who used to take a good whiff of peoples seats after they got up to leave.
Anonymous, on Aug 1, 2008 wrote:
it’s the raging boner in the second picture that simultaneously fascinates and repels me. what kind of smut is this fellow reading?
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote:
Turns out Elton John is very apt at yoga!
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote:
i find the fact that i havent been able to sit like that since i was a 7 years old the most disturbing part
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
hahaha finally a good one!
no caption needed here...
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
this reminds me of good ol mom’s advice "just because you CAN, doesn’t mean you SHOULD".

honestly, I gotta adimre the fuck ’em all standpoint, but as we’re talking about fashion and taste....well it tastes like I just threw up a little.

fucking ew.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
we call that guy "old man banana-hammock" last year during the dumbo art fair he was laying out on the grass among the art and people thought that we was part of an installation.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote:
he has the body of a 14 month old, almost cute which is really frightening.
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