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These “I’m so over it” fashion queens who call models “dahling” while making them starve themselves to death so they can stagger down a runway in a see-through garbage bag are way worse for women’s lib than the Taliban is. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Spanish crusties are everywhere in London at the moment and they’re looking FABULOUS. At the Insect Warfare show at the Old Blue Last we had dogs on strings sitting on bar stools, ordering pints. The rest of the crowd looked like this, from late 20s 7s with Anti Cimex shirts to amazing dykes with Punisher throat tattoos. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Getting pounded in the ass rawdog in a nightclub toilet by a super sized rhino dick is awesome when the meth is doing its job. But three days later, the wait at the same-day-results clinic feels like the decomposing old lady coming out of the bath in The Shining is doing the macarena in your sphincter.

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Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2009 wrote:
one wishes there were more hilarious captions n pix like this n less mediocre girls some horny vice writer is drooling over...
Anonymous, on Dec 21, 2008 wrote:
yellow teeth and ginger hair, what a shame
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote:
yeah he def is ewan mcGregor trainspotting. i thought that immedaitely
James Alexander, on Jul 12, 2008 wrote:
His teeth are eww

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