Thank God there's somebody out there who's fighting the racist and stereotypical view that the only people who cannibalise children these days are warlords from Liberia.Comments/Enlarge |
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How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder.Comments/Enlarge |
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Fluffers are generally required to stay behind the scenes, but if you hang around the bathroom at shitty porn parties in the Valley, you can sometimes spot one. It's kind of like finding a leprechaun only instead of a pot of gold, they lead you to a bucket of chlamydia.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: only if he was rebounding from the ugliest skank this side of siberia.
taffybitch, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: what drunk guy on the rebound wouldn’t want to take her home fuck the shit out of her, then a couple weeks later find out he has gonorrhea?
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote: SOBER?@@@!!!? are you fucking kidding me? i’d have to be shot up with more junk than barbaro before they killed him and even then my dick would be trembling.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote: She is a DO. You put a condom and do her while sober.
anonymouse, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote: she’s an arkansas dream girl. you know bill clinton would be all over this if he had the chance. another thing. is this deceiving or is she really under 5 feet tall?
Anonymous, on Apr 28, 2009 wrote: She gives the world’s fastest yank-off She isn’t called the "Cheetah of the Hand-Job world" for nothing.
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote: its like a garbage bag full of AIDS. ewww
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote: ugh. i just threw up
Anonymous, on Feb 7, 2009 wrote: hahahaha. You guys couldn’t be more spot on!!
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote: She’s simultaneously very HOT and very GROSS. It’s confusing me.
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2008 wrote: this is what Chloe Sevigny would look like after i was done feeding her...never mind what would happen once she looked like this....
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2008 wrote: Can you imagine the sex noises she’d make?
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote: thats disgusting
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2008 wrote: she looks like chloe sevigny
Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2008 wrote: Eastern bloc hooker vermin ......
kill kill kill
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote: She looks like a good time. STDs, yeah, probably but don’t be such a pussy about it. Man up and fuck her.
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2008 wrote: Wow vice, i’m surprised as fuck that this isn’t a DO. I’m seriously questioning your judgement. No she’s really not all that hot, but neither is 3/4ths of the shit you put in the DO’s these days.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote: yum
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote: hahah, oh god.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: she looks friendly as hell..and down to fuck whats the big deal here?
Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2008 wrote: mmm,fluffy fluffers
mantengase, on Jun 16, 2008 wrote: Easy access alright glazed like a doughnut!
Anonymous, on Jun 14, 2008 wrote: I’d like to flush her down the toilet. She’s FILTHY!
