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After suffering at the hands of store-bought Kurt & Courtneys, Sid & Nancys, and Siegfried & Roys for years, we've finally decided that the only acceptable Halloween costumes for couples are those British kids from the Goo cover, two back ends of a horse, or going as each other. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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What’ll you give me if I suck all the old lentil soup, pot seeds, and mental illness out of his beard?

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hi fructose, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote:
phoenix is about 50 pounds more and three trillion brain cells less.
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
hahaha... oh.. hi joaquin phoenix
can i have your autograph?
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
i hope hes homeless
Stanleyhalen, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
My god! Did you guys give this clown that bitch slap in the mouth that he so obviously deserves? Man!
Anonymous, on Jan 11, 2009 wrote:
auto immune dificiency disorder
Victoria, on Jan 6, 2009 wrote:
I hate his sneakers!
Anonymous, on Dec 27, 2008 wrote:
How do people let themselves to become like that?
Anonymous, on Dec 17, 2008 wrote:
this guy is kind of annoying
Anonymous, on Dec 2, 2008 wrote:
I look like this guy. Excellent
Anonymous, on Dec 1, 2008 wrote:
he goes out with one of my friends... abbey x
JudoChop, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote:
2 hats? 2 hats? Really? There is enough hair on your face to cover the cancer ward...2 hats?
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote:
ah hippie/backpacker scum they are the worst
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote:
a boner

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