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They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment. Comments/Enlarge | See all


The problem with today's queers is they all refuse to think big. When's the last time you heard one say, "Fuck it, I think tonight I'm just going to go as Earth." Comments/Enlarge | See all








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You can’t go out in your homemade rave coveralls if your girlfriend is wearing jeans and a t-shirt. In fact, you shouldn’t be going out in them at all. In fact, what are you even doing with a girl?

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Anonymous, on May 3, 2009 wrote:
does anyone else notice those are mardi gras colors?
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote:
you said "in fact" twice

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