It takes years of practice to pull "street fighting alcoholic old guy" with dignity but he's nailed it, right down to his freshly peed pants.Comments/Enlarge |
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Remember all those soul-deadening jobs where they’d make you wear some stained-up secondhand workshirt that came down to your knees and how hard you’d try to cool up the periphery in case you ran into anybody you knew? I wonder if that’s why punk and goth girls always cram so much shit on their necks and arms.Comments/Enlarge |
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All week long, through the endless procession of hours working at the needle exchange, waiting in line at the co-op to buy granola and chard, and posting outraged screeds on the anarchist message boards, she dreams of this blissful Sunday moment when she can wrap her arms in a desperate death-grip around faithful old Sappho’s neck and take a nap in the park. This is what life is really about.
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote: that dog is so cute
Paolo, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote: Goldens rock, they don’t give a fuck about other dogs, have webbed feet and can close their noses and will deliver a dead duck to the boat without bruising the bird or puncturing the skin. I guess you can spoon them too.
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote: Remind anyone else of Never Ending Story?
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2009 wrote: i would so fuck this girl i would even do it twice. i dont care what any one thinks im in love
yseson, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote: Sometimes Vice do’don’t folk are like the overly dramatic ex who would say stupid things like don’t to an obvious do just to get a rise out you, to prove that I really love you.
This is a Do.
Anonymous, on Aug 8, 2009 wrote: looks a bit too sexual, its wierd. she is wierd.
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote: oh look! another dog loser!
this bitch is obviously so anti-men that this is as close to any mate she will get
this is what happens when you have no self-esteem and think everyone is out to get you, so you fall in love with a dog
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: Do Do Do Do!
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote: okay i have dogs and i love them do death but good god the intertwined legs is disgusting.
Anonymous, on May 25, 2009 wrote: awww dat pawpy looks soooo cute and happy. seriously
and i doubt she’s homeless
Anonymous, on Apr 6, 2009 wrote: anyone ever read ’doberman for daughter’? this kinda reminds me of, um, every page.
Anonymous, on Feb 10, 2009 wrote: She is totally humping that dog :|
She has her legs wrapped round it and everything...
Anonymous, on Dec 23, 2008 wrote: this is such a do, who thinks its a dont has issues
Anonymous, on Dec 7, 2008 wrote: i agree with caption. but this is a do, without a doubt.
Anonymous, on Dec 2, 2008 wrote: haha
shit on your magazine
this is definetly a DO to me.
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: this would be funnier if retrievers werent incredibly expensive, pedigree dogs. no homeless person could afford a dog that expensive, nor keep it that healthy looking
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2008 wrote: The dog was already a do in Retriever Fancy. This is not about the dog.
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote: DO! so damn adorable, dogs are the best.
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2008 wrote: DO
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote: Without question a Do.
Anonymous, on Aug 1, 2008 wrote: get your tongue out of your cheek. when i’ve been up for four days and my roommates won’t stop inviting people over and no one has said anything that makes sense in the past 6 hours, i do dream about cool san francisco air, parks you can safely sleep in, and big fury dogs that like to cuddle. jerks.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote: DO DO DO! And afterwards, dry humping a retriever while in fetal doggystyle position is a great way to kill time before the needle X opens...
BUT she’s there to wait in line before heading to work at the co-op
