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You probably have to be a math major to match checks and stripes and then some more stripes like this, but then aren’t most math majors supposed to be male nerds with permanent wedgies and back zits, not female 10s who stand there smoking a cigarette and throwing you ’tude? What universe is this, anyway?

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Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
Emo Chicken.
d.bauchery, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
Yeah, a 10. As in 10 days out of grammar school. Or 10 calories away from the Karen Carpenter Clinic.
Anonymous, on Sep 14, 2009 wrote:
What about this gives you "slut" or "constipated?"
Anonymous, on Sep 11, 2009 wrote:
constipated slut right there^^^^^
DoubleJ, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote:
female tens???? yehh. she looks like she’s 10 YRS OLD.

...HAS THE BODY LIKE ONE, ANYWAY. IF YOU THINK THAT IS HOT, YOU’RE SICK!!! HAHAHA
rabies babies, on Aug 26, 2009 wrote:
sometimes you can pile enough shit i don’t like on top of each other and it turns into something i like. i guess it’s like adding negatives and getting positives. there must have been an even number of negatives added here.
Anonymous, on Aug 23, 2009 wrote:
A ten? Perhaps for a girl willing to talk to a Vice employee.
Anonymous, on Jun 20, 2009 wrote:
seriously, this is no where near a 10

this girl seems like she will be a pain in the ass forever, and have problems with her super low body fat and break bones and shit

fuck that
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2009 wrote:
if this girl is a 10 my mom is an 87 and my granny is 28... n my gran passed away 8 years ago
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
Maybe she should trade in the cigarette for some bread!
Anonymous, on May 26, 2009 wrote:
i would shuffle this bitch out of my fucking house in the morning before my roomies saw her wack ass.. maybe a ten for a fucking canadian nerd
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
she’s hot as hell. if you don’t think she is you don’t understand. plain and simple.
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote:
Aren’t tens supposed to be unfathomably hot bikini models that fall from heaven or some shit? This looks like a typical runt waiting for the bus outside the mall. There is nothing 10 about her knobby stick legs or her horrible clothes or her boring everything-else. And I’m not seeing this ’tude’ she’s apparently throwing.
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
"WHAT? u guys are doing hard narcotics or something..."

The staff of Vice? Doing hard narcotics? Why I never!
Anonymous, on Apr 5, 2009 wrote:
WHAT? u guys are doing hard narcotics or something... this woman looks like n 8 year old with malnutrition n really bad style... even for an 8 year old...
crimewave, on Jan 24, 2009 wrote:
that outfit is atrocious, you do not fucking mix patterns like that. i don’t care how original or interesting you think you look, it’s just obnoxious and horrible.

please skinny little asian girl, don’t do this shit again
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote:
she’s a 6 at best. Vice gets a massive chubby over clothes. Oooh, look how well dressed she is, i want to fuck her. Aren’t we forgetting that you usually get naked to have sex?

That said, i love this magazine. Jus’ playin
Anonymous, on Dec 31, 2008 wrote:
yeah. there are TONS of math majors at pratt.
Anonymous, on Dec 17, 2008 wrote:
"Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2008 wrote:
me chinese
me play joke
me go pee pee in your coke

what ever happened to gems like that yo?

You can blindfold this bitch with a piece of spagetti."


I think she’s cute but that comment was so fuckin funny.
Anonymous, on Nov 1, 2008 wrote:
Forget the outfit, cool glasses, etc. She’s clearly got an eating disorder and either she’s about to faint from hunger or those little legs are about to break.
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2008 wrote:
comments...fagcrap...beatiful picture...and that girl fucken 1000 öööhh
Anonymous, on Sep 6, 2008 wrote:
i think she looks great leave her alone lol
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2008 wrote:
me chinese
me play joke
me go pee pee in your coke

what ever happened to gems like that yo?

You can blindfold this bitch with a piece of spagetti.
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote:
what a pratt.
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2008 wrote:
Pratt.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2008 wrote:
she can’t be a 10 if her knees are a 3 (which besides is the number of punds they can carry)
Anonymous, on Aug 1, 2008 wrote:
She’s a 10 if she really is a math major.
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
Monkey Shit!!! Yeah...
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2008 wrote:
10? get fucked

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