Taking in an exchange student seems like a bad decision when he walks in on you in the bathroom or wants to learn about baseball. But come on, how good is the part when you and your friends teach him that the American way to answer the phone is "Hello fancy lady?" or that it's customary to present your host with a 10-inch swath from the bottom of each garment after a dinner party? Pretty good.Comments/Enlarge |
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She’s SMS-ing her friend to say that she’s “gone all out with the Stevie Nicks vibe tonight” but what she’s neglected to include is that even in her elongated “bubble perm and tranq addiction” period, Stevie never ever looked as tragic as this.Comments/Enlarge |
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Wouldn’t it be great to drag him into a time machine back to where his dad is about to fuck his mom and then the dad looks up and sees his shirt and goes, “Oh yeah, a condom,” and then you watch this smug twat disappear as his dad slips the rubber on?
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote: from the looks of his lip ring i think most guys are blowing their load in his mouth anyway.
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote: lip ring?! hahahahaa wtf?
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote: if guys are going to insist on wearing eyeliner they should at least do it right. uggh.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote: I’m sure I’m not the first one to make the obvious hedwig joke but hey fuck it
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: "USB A CONDOR"
tech genius
Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote: if i was his dad i would go straight to the hospital and have a vasectomy. you wouldn’t know if he was just like the ghost of a future kid or if you really did erase his existence. best not to take any risks with this shit.
Anonymous, on Apr 23, 2009 wrote: i would shit myself in laughter if i saw a newspaper article that read ; "MAN IN COMA AFTER EATING CEREAL IN CONDOMS"
or something rather funny.
that being said.
read the next comment.
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote: thats exactly what his father shouldve done.
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote: I came more for the science fiction than for the virtual baseball bat beating.
But I forgot what I was going to say.
Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote: use a plastic bag as a condom/ more interesting
Anonymous, on Jan 13, 2009 wrote: Someone needs to stab him with a aids infected needle. Wouldn’t that be ironic?
Anonymous, on Dec 1, 2008 wrote: This shirt is the shit. It tells you something very interesting about this man. He clearly likes sex. May have even had it once.
taro, on Sep 24, 2008 wrote: You guys are dumb. He obviously just got out of a live performance of "Hedwig and The Angry Inch".
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2008 wrote: DONT.... use a condom,,,,, that shits for fags and sailors
carlovely, on Sep 7, 2008 wrote: hahahahahahaaaaaaaa
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2008 wrote: So this is where all those MTV youth ’Rock The Vote’ douchebags go to die when no longer needed...give them a shirt that wasn’t even relevant back in 1994 that their opinion on world hunger, health care and college tuition still fucking matters.
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2008 wrote: fuck me.
this guy is really sexy.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote: Avril Lavigne got a sex change?
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2008 wrote: Use a condo! C’mon.
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2008 wrote: I’d do this abortion with a chainsaw...
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
