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Jesus, Mr. Fucking Arts-and-Crafts Show. Wouldn’t it be quicker just to handmake a macramé pantsuit with your favorite quotes embroidered on the front?
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Wouldn’t it be great to drag him into a time machine back to where his dad is about to fuck his mom and then the dad looks up and sees his shirt and goes, “Oh yeah, a condom,” and then you watch this smug twat disappear as his dad slips the rubber on?

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Anonymous, on Jan 21, 2010 wrote:
Cheesy necklaces... check. Beany... check. Eyeliner... check. Long hair, beard, mustache... check. He bought one of everything off the "Useless Affectations" table at the swapmeet and got an additional 10% off.
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
from the looks of his lip ring i think most guys are blowing their load in his mouth anyway.
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
lip ring?! hahahahaa wtf?
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
if guys are going to insist on wearing eyeliner they should at least do it right. uggh.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
I’m sure I’m not the first one to make the obvious hedwig joke but hey fuck it
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
"USB A CONDOR"

tech genius
Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
if i was his dad i would go straight to the hospital and have a vasectomy. you wouldn’t know if he was just like the ghost of a future kid or if you really did erase his existence. best not to take any risks with this shit.
Anonymous, on Apr 23, 2009 wrote:
i would shit myself in laughter if i saw a newspaper article that read ; "MAN IN COMA AFTER EATING CEREAL IN CONDOMS"


or something rather funny.


that being said.


read the next comment.


Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
thats exactly what his father shouldve done.
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
I came more for the science fiction than for the virtual baseball bat beating.
But I forgot what I was going to say.
Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote:
use a plastic bag as a condom/ more interesting
Anonymous, on Jan 13, 2009 wrote:
Someone needs to stab him with a aids infected needle. Wouldn’t that be ironic?
Anonymous, on Dec 1, 2008 wrote:
This shirt is the shit. It tells you something very interesting about this man. He clearly likes sex. May have even had it once.
taro, on Sep 24, 2008 wrote:
You guys are dumb. He obviously just got out of a live performance of "Hedwig and The Angry Inch".
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2008 wrote:
DONT.... use a condom,,,,, that shits for fags and sailors
carlovely, on Sep 7, 2008 wrote:
hahahahahahaaaaaaaa
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2008 wrote:
So this is where all those MTV youth ’Rock The Vote’ douchebags go to die when no longer needed...give them a shirt that wasn’t even relevant back in 1994 that their opinion on world hunger, health care and college tuition still fucking matters.
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2008 wrote:
fuck me.
this guy is really sexy.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
Avril Lavigne got a sex change?
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2008 wrote:
Use a condo! C’mon.
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2008 wrote:
I’d do this abortion with a chainsaw...
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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