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The winter hat indoors is only a little worse than sunglasses but BAPE? When did models start dressing like suburban wiggers who use Wii nunchucks and say “Get crunked”?
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In one fell swoop of a frontside lipslide this wizened old grandpa wiped out all our shit about grups and growing old gracefully and all that. We were wrong.
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When the ball connected with the paddle, the feet lifted slightly off the sand and the garlic-scented scrotum jiggled upward, bouncing briefly between both the pimply buttocks and the vinegary penis. Who’s hungry?

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silkrock, on Feb 5, 2010 wrote:
mmm kinda hot!
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2010 wrote:
I think this should become the norm. don’t u?
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2010 wrote:
I was going to say something witty, but the moment has passed....
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote:
hasidic nude paddleball?
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2009 wrote:
aww, aw gawd, aw my gawd!
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
but is he hasidic or just a dirty dirty hippie?
Anonymous, on Jul 5, 2009 wrote:
oh yes, I’d give those pert dimpled buttocks a good doing. And I never thought I’d say that about a Hasidic fella out of his hat and suit
Anonymous, on Jun 29, 2009 wrote:
if it wasn’t pixelated, no one would notice his penis in the first place.
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
freeminded, open minded.


2 extra balls in the sack.
Anonymous, on May 13, 2009 wrote:
all of a sudden I feel like escargot tapas
Anonymous, on Mar 28, 2009 wrote:
vinegary penis

NICE.
Anonymous, on Mar 21, 2009 wrote:
do do do do do
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
I see no pimples on that butt.
Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2008 wrote:
I prefer to be naked than to be dressed with "style"
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2008 wrote:
he has nice legs
Anonymous, on Aug 8, 2008 wrote:
do i smell "cool ranch doritos"?

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