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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass. Comments/Enlarge | See all


It’s Britzkrieg Bob! If those schoolgirls would just mug him for that fanny pack he’d be a picture-perfect aging J-Glam-Punk. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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A cross between Jennifer Herrema and Lindsay from Freaks and Geeks AND she’s half Asian or something? I don’t know if I want to fuck her or pack her in a bong and smoke her.

Comments

Jennnn, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
she makes me uncomfortable.
Anonymous, on Sep 11, 2009 wrote:
Props for J. Herema reference.
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2009 wrote:
both
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
ehhhh asian girls with bags under their eyes look like shite. sorry they do.
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
haha ewww asians. you got that right
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote:
I can’t decide if I want to be a 60’s wanna be wearing my 120 dollar tie die or if the army jacket I only paid 145 dollars for is how I’m feeling today, I know I can pull off both because you can never be too hip. It is cool not knowing who I am and never having to decide.
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
ewww asians ewwwwwwwwwwww
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
god damn, not all asian girls are hot. especially not this one.
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
kobe: one redeeming feature on this chick... peal back all those raggy clothes and you’ll find a vagina
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote:
whoever you are below me you are so right on
mynameisdaniel, on May 8, 2009 wrote:
I was thinking more like an Asian Lindsay from "Freaks and Geeks" - with Down’s Syndrome.
Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote:
i wanna grow-up to be her.
Anonymous, on Mar 18, 2009 wrote:
she’s a wonderful person
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
Now that I look back at the picture...is that even a chick?
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
ima have to take kobe’s side on this one.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote:
she’s pretty but those eyes... Jeez. turn your back and she’ll steal your drugs AND your bike.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
to Kobe:

Umm...practically EVERYTHING is attractive. I think you’re just too uptight to see beauty in anything but a blonde bombshell. But then again you’re overanalyzing this shit like a retard, so maybe you’ve decided women aren’t worth the trouble and you’ll just pursue sex with men from now on.
Tenspeed, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote:
oh my god, is she the girl that crawled out of my TV last night after I got that phonecall??
lamewad616, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote:
I was referring to the part about fucking her or smoking her.
Beerchan, on Jul 10, 2008 wrote:
yeah except lindsay on freaks and geeks would never wear tie dye...or maybe this is after the series when she went on tour with the dead with those hippies and kim kelly and started enjoying smoking weed.
lamewad616, on Jul 5, 2008 wrote:
That caption fits the picture just perfect. Personally...I’d smoke her.

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