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I vote that we replace room full of blondes with these two for "every teenage boy's fantasy." It's more realistic and it acknowledges just how many of us were jerking off to Tank Girl and Love and Rockets. Comments/Enlarge | See all


New dads take note. When you work away from home too much and raise your kids on birthday magicians, cartoons and MTV Emo hour you will come home one day to this and start yelling: Sarah, I can't even recognize Kylie any more. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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It took Danny Motherfucker and Rikki Shitsville a whole 20 pictures and five minutes of silently primping and pouting to get this pose just right. All you could hear was their leather jackets creaking and shifting and them starting to pant and gasp from the exertion and their little feet tapping around on the sidewalk.

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Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
happy halloween!
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
sausage fingers!!!
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
Silently primping and pouting? Wasn’t there the sound of their leather jackets, them panting, and their shoes on the cement? Hmm. Silent is the new annoying I guess.
Anonymous, on Mar 26, 2009 wrote:
I don’t know I think I would hit it..and it I mean both of them.. just to catch the STDS
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2008 wrote:
I think I worked with girl on the right, in a crappy bar in london. we got out of it as we could...
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
Anne and Nancy Wilson of Heart before they became FAT.
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2008 wrote:
This is actually a do.
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2008 wrote:
electro boy or girl??

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