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This guy told us he wears docksiders without socks because he heard a girl dump a guy on the train for wearing them. “After that, I decided I would start wearing them just to see if I could pull them off.” That settles it. I’m queer for mulattos.
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When we made our third wish “To make Goofy a real guy,” we were kind of bummed to see it happen. Then he goes, “What did you expect? Goofy’s a fucking idiot,” and that changed it all around.
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What if she is a reclusive art nun who dedicated her life to writing about 18th-century neoclassicism and she’s never been touched by another man before but for some reason you’re the one she chooses? What if that happened?

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Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
are opening girls are the best
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
she’s definitely cute. if that expression on her face doesn’t melt your heart a bit then fuck you
anonymouse, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
"shes not even hot, shes just asian. Asian girls have been portrayed in the media as unrealistic objects with absolutely no human characteristics except for the assumption that they pamper and lust for white men. Hence, so many guys find asian girls "attractive" because they have been conditioned to view asian girls as merely sexual beings. "

hmm... that’s odd, since you’re the one lumping them all together. myself, i like the ones that are hot and not the ones that aren’t. it’s a pretty simple idea, really.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote:
"shes not even hot, shes just asian. Asian girls have been portrayed in the media as unrealistic objects with absolutely no human characteristics except for the assumption that they pamper and lust for white men. Hence, so many guys find asian girls "attractive" because they have been conditioned to view asian girls as merely sexual beings"

son clearly you are from somewhere they’re not around too much because the real reason we love them is cause they are hot-hot-hot-hot-hot
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
"men have fetishes for sex with children"

"speak for yourself, pederast."

A pederast didn’t write the original comment. It was a woman whose best years are long, long past.
Anonymous, on Sep 14, 2009 wrote:
"I’m officially over Asian chicks. Whew."

I never was but this might be the beginning.
Silent Running, on Sep 12, 2009 wrote:
I’m officially over Asian chicks. Whew.
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2009 wrote:
"men have fetishes for sex with children"

speak for yourself, pederast.
Anonymous, on Sep 6, 2009 wrote:
men have fetishes for sex with children
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
everything about the guy in the back is so annoying
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
Oh what’s that? It’s all just social conditioning that objectifies asian women as abstract sex objects that makes them attractive, regardless of their actual appearance? Ah, that makes sense. And here I thought it was that there happen to be a lot of very pretty asian girls, and that you have a heap of unrealistic standards but no taste to inform them.
rufiomania, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
the bag is where she hides her superpowers of abilities to make all white men’s penises hard within three seconds.
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2009 wrote:
shes not even hot, shes just asian. Asian girls have been portrayed in the media as unrealistic objects with absolutely no human characteristics except for the assumption that they pamper and lust for white men. Hence, so many guys find asian girls "attractive" because they have been conditioned to view asian girls as merely sexual beings.
Anonymous, on May 11, 2009 wrote:
so cute yet sooooo fuckable.
Anonymous, on Apr 30, 2009 wrote:
i find it weird that you would think about that. you must surely have a big rubber dildo of your own, that you enjoy using.

good work.
Anonymous, on Apr 22, 2009 wrote:
she is thinking about fucking everyone in the room with her big rubber dildo.
Anonymous, on Apr 6, 2009 wrote:
Is that redhead fag in the back flirting with Ronald McDonald?
Anonymous, on Jan 2, 2009 wrote:
that dude’s not asian?
Anonymous, on Jan 1, 2009 wrote:
"What if that happened?" haha. Wonderful
Anonymous, on Dec 27, 2008 wrote:
I want to recreate a scene from Hostel with that wanker behind.
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
what the hell is that bag. and why did you crop out ronald? wtf.
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2008 wrote:
god is asian
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2008 wrote:
Subject: wait
Date: Feb 25 2008 02:10:43 AM
Author: hold up

what do you mean ANOTHER man


qfe
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2008 wrote:
Just wondering what if thats a asian dude, what if
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
so amazing...she’s either thinking really hard about what to write for her lit final, incredibly nervous because this is the first time in ages she’s been out of the apartment to socialize rather than go to the library, sucking on a jolly rancher, or she’s doing that on purpose because she knows she’s being photographed and she KNOWS she looks like human ambrosia
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
haha look at the retard at the back
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2008 wrote:
Yes, there is definitely a large proportion of cute korean girls at saic. Additionally there is a significantly lower proportion of straight guys. They should make a point to include this information on the tour (just like they make a point to include the architecture, interior architecture and designed objects department classrooms)
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
this is not 4chan.

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