The rules get a little more involved once you start closing in on the marriage zone, but for grades 7 to 17, if you want to make a boy interested in checking out your crotch, your mantra should be “Keep putting weird crap all over my face.”Comments/Enlarge |
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We better quit with the early morning construction noise outside God’s house if we don’t want him to reduce another Chinese province to rubble.Comments/Enlarge |
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Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2010 wrote: Strange idea of horny
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2009 wrote: Nice! Super-thin goatee and the brush-forward hairdo. Bam! Welcome to Uncle Patel’s Naked Puzzle Basement!
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote: soooooooo true! i think this guy hollars at me when I’m walking home from the subway.
Anonymous, on Sep 6, 2009 wrote: how dare he not come with his cold calculating anglo mask darn minorities...oh wait white people are the minority of this planet...hmmm something fishy’s going on hereeeeeeeeeee e e e e .
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote: Uncle Muscles!!! Great job!
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote: so true.. And there’s too many of these guys..
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote: race has nothing to do with it. hair gel and facial hair decisions do.
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote: dat’s wasist!
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote: This cracks my shit up.
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2008 wrote: this has to be Sweden right - thats surely an empty tin of Lucky Strike Snus on the ground - god I love snus
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote: His former job before coming the night manager at the local 7-11? Writing "Death To America" on cardboard with Crayons.