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The rules get a little more involved once you start closing in on the marriage zone, but for grades 7 to 17, if you want to make a boy interested in checking out your crotch, your mantra should be “Keep putting weird crap all over my face.” Comments/Enlarge | See all


We better quit with the early morning construction noise outside God’s house if we don’t want him to reduce another Chinese province to rubble. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Some eager beavers are just cursed with faces that look perpetually horny. Sorry, man, but you scare women when you point that thing at them.

Comments

Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2010 wrote:
Strange idea of horny
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2009 wrote:
Nice! Super-thin goatee and the brush-forward hairdo. Bam! Welcome to Uncle Patel’s Naked Puzzle Basement!
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
soooooooo true! i think this guy hollars at me when I’m walking home from the subway.
Anonymous, on Sep 6, 2009 wrote:
how dare he not come with his cold calculating anglo mask darn minorities...oh wait white people are the minority of this planet...hmmm something fishy’s going on hereeeeeeeeeee e e e e .
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote:
Uncle Muscles!!! Great job!
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
so true.. And there’s too many of these guys..
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote:
race has nothing to do with it. hair gel and facial hair decisions do.
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
dat’s wasist!
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
This cracks my shit up.
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2008 wrote:
this has to be Sweden right - thats surely an empty tin of Lucky Strike Snus on the ground - god I love snus
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
His former job before coming the night manager at the local 7-11? Writing "Death To America" on cardboard with Crayons.

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