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Remember all those soul-deadening jobs where they’d make you wear some stained-up secondhand workshirt that came down to your knees and how hard you’d try to cool up the periphery in case you ran into anybody you knew? I wonder if that’s why punk and goth girls always cram so much shit on their necks and arms. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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His “punk” hair is a teeny bit gay, but come on. He’s wearing a padlock, a mini-kilt and itsy-bitsy Docs with red anarchy laces. If I try to forcibly adopt him will they send Chris Hansen after me?

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Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
little fuckin orphan nazi with his red laces
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
woops, there’s my child!
Anonymous, on May 13, 2009 wrote:
kids in europe are about 40 thousand times cooler than any other types of kids.
Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
the taller one looks like a mini Michael Cera. *sigh*
Anonymous, on Apr 25, 2009 wrote:
These kids are too cute.
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
Future Wall Street chads.
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote:
OMG. I am dressing my kids like this!
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote:
Copenhagen, 1983: The punk scene and the sexual revolution alike have degenerated into an in-your-face (but adorable) display of New-Wavish kiddie porn.

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Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
does the kid even know how awesome 6% Singha Beer is!
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
AWWWWWWHHHHHH! Kyuute little Sid Vicious groupie is KYUUUUTE!
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
when i have a baby i’ll give it a mohawk as soon as it has hair :D
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
The "real punks" are breeding these little darlings. I so want to adopt him.

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