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The worst thing about this half-assed Pete Doherty impersonator isn’t his shitty little hat or the tattered plimsolls or the deadly halitosis. Nope. It’s the fact that we can’t somehow jump into the photograph to pound the shit out of him. Thanks a lot, reality.

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Anonymous, on Sep 11, 2009 wrote:
Hey!!! THe second time i see this guy in one of your pictures. Attend different parties!!! Stop recycling ;)
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote:
the best thing about this is the half assed Kate Moss next to him.
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
Pete Doherty is an artist at least. This guy’s pot belly is funny. Dude: you’re like 39 or 40, grow the fuck up.
invisible buttons, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
i’d still "do" him.

teehee, i’m clever.
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
all people who work for vice look like this
Anonymous, on Mar 27, 2009 wrote:
We call these types "Fist-Magnets"
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote:
he’d be hot once he took that shoe out of his mouth
Anonymous, on Dec 16, 2008 wrote:
the blonde girl’s a do.
so mary kate. love it.
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote:
ryan duffy!
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
So why couldn’t you kick his ass when you were taking the picture, you pussies?
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2008 wrote:
He works at Vice, right?
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
I fucking hate those stupid hats.
Anonymous, on Sep 6, 2008 wrote:
hey tuban get the shoe out your mouth
Soda-POP77, on Sep 3, 2008 wrote:
who is P.D.?
If it’s anything like this guy I already hate him.
I don’t care if he cured cancer..
Probably sucks cock really good.
That explains why everyone is eating his shit and loving it.
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote:
do’s are dont’s

dont’s are do’s

apply it
grim tussle, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
too harsh, this guys really not that bad
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2008 wrote:
hey manuchao-
two girls standing with him does noe equate him getting any
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2008 wrote:
I think that’s actually Dominic Monaghan.
Truckbucket, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote:
Vice is late. Pete D. comparisons are so 2002. You guys’ve only been sucking his cock for about a year. Faaacking amateurs.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
Look, he even has his own cocaine groupie. Just like the real Pete.
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2008 wrote:
id like to know wtf the pic commentor dude wears, are there any links? i would love to hate all over that shit...HATE! HATE! HATE!

ill play magic cards instead prolly
Anonymous, on Jul 5, 2008 wrote:
the girls around him are hot, so he is at least doing something right.

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