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The scent of best pals is sweaty and sweet, sort of like if talcum powder had a wee bit of fart dust in it. Go ahead, sniff your little buddy there. Nobody’s looking.

Comments

Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
I have a thing for virgins and something tells me this guy is one. I also have a glasses fetish.

Thanx vice for the jerk off material
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2009 wrote:
Itīs the REAL napolean dynamite!
Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
this guy looks like a lezzie
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
What the fuck Wrong with some of you guys
Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote:
This kid looks like Harold if Maude had stuck around longer.
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
pat crotty I WANT TO FUCK YOU
Anonymous, on May 12, 2009 wrote:
he’s not smelling the flowers back there?
Anonymous, on Apr 23, 2009 wrote:
smells like wet cabbage
Anonymous, on Feb 15, 2009 wrote:
i second that sandwich comment

oh what i wouldn’t do for a double cuddle sesh with these two!
Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote:
So fucking adorable
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
if he wasn’t so ugly, i’d say he was cute.
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2008 wrote:
this guy reminds me of why i’m a lezzie. thank you, vice.
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2008 wrote:
This picture looks like its about to sneeze. I cant stop looking at it. Can anyone else see this picture move, just a little bit.
Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2008 wrote:
they just got finished watching "days of our lives" together....too bad just like every other couple in this world, their getting a divorce.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
he IS right about the scent of your best bud when you were 8 though...I’d switch talc + fart for dryer sheet + fart
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
< when did nerds become sexy? it just means all those models get to fuck them, and i’m left with a HEEB magazine and some seriously organic lubricant>

VICE - sign this person up as an intern ASAP. They are WAY funnier than you have been lately.

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