You’d think that a harsh chemical perm and three hours in a tanning bed would do at least a little damage to a zombie’s tender, rotting flesh. But nope.Comments/Enlarge |
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I’ve got no clue what homos are planning to do with marriage once they’ve gotten the go-ahead, but considering the tan-creamed, Malibu-Barbie tumor we’ve let it become, they’ve got their work cut out for them.Comments/Enlarge |
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Yeah, cram it in your maw with those trembling fucking fingers. Show her who’s the boss around here. Show that chicken and mushroom tartlet how you’re sick of taking the train to work at 8 AM every day for 25 grand a year just to wait on tourists browsing expensive shoes.
NicaInCali, on Aug 5, 2009 wrote: lmmfao@ trembling fucking fingers lololol I love you Vice!
Anonymous, on Mar 27, 2009 wrote: ha, its michael scott from the office, but for real.
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote: I lol’d in the office. my fatcat smelly cunt of a twat boss is glaring at me. Sack me I fucking dare you!
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote: caption is DEAD on, as usual. thanks vice!
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2009 wrote: This caption is exactly what i saw
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote: This is what my brain saw when I was reading all of those scenes in American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is dining gourmet.
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: this picture and comment make me laugh more than any other do and don’t. what a scary, hilarious man.
Anonymous, on Dec 8, 2008 wrote: Claire. This is just perfect.
The caption made me crease - ’with those trembling fucking fingers’ and pulsating veins waiting to intake the nutriants
Look at those wonderful burrows of skin on his nose and forehead
brilliant
