If something ever happens to our national acid supply, homeroom is really going to suck. Comments/Enlarge |
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With all the talk about scat bars and puke porn and octopus sex it’s easy to forget that Japan also caters to totally reasonable fetishes, like guys who wish girls walked around without pants all day.Comments/Enlarge |
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Oh, to be wheeled to the banks of the river Styx by an immaculately attired angel of death who smells like lilies and brimstone and softly murmurs songs of praise in a stately baritone.
DallasDeckard, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote: "Uh, hi... did you guys lose an old Jewish dude? He just rolled up to the anniversary celebration of my BBQ joint and started yelling ’Fuck Mel Gibson! Bitch ass gentile can’t hold his liquor for shit!’ He kept whispering to me ’Fix me a plate of that swine, homie, but don’t tell Tevia". This is the third temple I’ve checked and frankly, I don’t know where else to look for Jewish folks."
"Oh god! Shlomo! Uh, yes sir, thank you. He belongs to us. Rabbi Shlomo if you quit taking your medication one more time... I swear!"
shibumi, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote: driving miss daisy
Anonymous, on Jul 12, 2009 wrote: amaaaazing
Anonymous, on May 24, 2009 wrote: its like a movie about two old friends who go through the holocaust and shit together and this is the end when the old rabbi wants to die in the river where he was concieved.
Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote: i discovered yesterday that observant jews can’t even push the elevator button. now that is plain stupid.
Anonymous, on Apr 10, 2009 wrote: I often wondered how observant jews got around on Saturday after sundown.
Anonymous, on Mar 14, 2009 wrote: This is a Do, but the comment is terrible, generic, tryhard shit.
Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote: "another latent-racist case of the black man becoming a shadowy death figure... cheers Vice... you did it again."
"I second that."
shut the fuck up.
Anonymous, on Feb 14, 2009 wrote: best caption of all time well played
Anonymous, on Jan 21, 2009 wrote: Driving Miss Daisy 2 Tel Aviv style.
Anonymous, on Jan 11, 2009 wrote: "another latent-racist case of the black man becoming a shadowy death figure... cheers Vice... you did it again."
I second that.
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote: Brillant, this kind of genius appears but once a millenia.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2008 wrote: I second winning caption nod to Captain Oy for " When my rabbi said we should let darkness push us into action, I didn’t think he was this fucking serious."
Anonymous, on Aug 8, 2008 wrote: both is catholic. on mission impossible. good camouflage.
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2008 wrote: please give winning caption to captain oy for "When my rabbi said we should let darkness push us into action, I didn’t think he was this fucking serious"
or lauren for "what a beautiful description for once assholes"
