Just before Neil Armstrong got back into his spacecraft, he chugged a beer, threw the bottle into a crater, and said, “Moon, you da man!”Comments/Enlarge |
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What do you do for a living? Oh, marketing? Oh, PR? Oh, you’re a lawyer? Comparing this guy’s soul with yours would look like one of those smoker / non-smoker lung shots from Canadian cigarette packs. Comments/Enlarge |
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It’s rad when you don’t have to sit there guessing what her tits are going to be like. It’s like, “These are my tits. Take ’em or leave ’em.” The gays have been doing shit like that with weird codes like which bandana is in which pocket for years. We’re finally up to the “no bullshit” stage.
Anonymous, on Jan 18, 2010 wrote: What’s her friend looking at?
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2010 wrote: that woman looks like an abortion that escaped. put those tits in a corner somewhere and leave them. unless, of course, you’re trolling for ugly desparate old men in which case you should just lose the coat and cut to the chase. fatty.
Anonymous, on Jan 15, 2010 wrote: Her vagina smells of rotten tuna, and looks like old beef jerky. Like the boobies though.
Anonymous, on Jan 13, 2010 wrote: serious case of manface, yall
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote: that bitch is so ugly the doctor tryed to push back inside her moms twat
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote: face isn’t much but i’m diggin her anti-bra.
Anonymous, on Oct 3, 2009 wrote: I once went to bed with a girl who looked like this. She left it for me to discover her tampon string. Don’t.
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote: fucking dirty
country fried steak, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote: she’s busted. plus i think she talks with a lisp, which makes her busted and annoying.
Anonymous, on Jan 11, 2009 wrote: I have never seen that chick on the Ave
Anonymous, on Jan 11, 2009 wrote: She just average enough...
Victoria, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote: This is the chick from Avenue D? I love them. Do.
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote: she’s pretty actually
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote: serious case of butterface
