“You have to meet Stacy’s step-sister. She’s old but she totally rocks.”Comments/Enlarge |
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Look at how smug this fucking genius is about the worst mistake of his life so far. Just how much TV did his dad not let him watch?Comments/Enlarge |
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Dear Diary, I am so fucking bald right now I feel like I’m going to explode. I feel like the sun is looking down at me and thinking, “Holy shit, is that guy ever bald.”
Anonymous, on Apr 29, 2009 wrote: Man, it looks like fucking everybody beat me to Tobias.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote: You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you’re not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don’t have a job, I have no place to go. You’re not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!
Victoria, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote: It’s "Fumke" and LOL.
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote: bald is macho.. horseshoe head even more so... but fuckin do some work buddy... (Ok, if he’s gay then hit the gym.)
Anonymous, on Dec 14, 2008 wrote: I lol’d
Barney Miller, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote: Oh, the huge man-titties!
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote: Tobias Funke, Analrapist
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2008 wrote: moo
Anonymous, on Aug 23, 2008 wrote: i’m preparing an alogorythm for getting balder. It’s not going as planned, dernit.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote: aah this one actually made me laugh
Anonymous, on Jun 24, 2008 wrote: dear bald dude,
Research shows that you can transplant the hair from your man boobs to your noggin.
