Not sure whether this is a crustie wearing the pelt of the bridge-and-tunnel douche he just curbed or a former stockbroker who just went off the deep end but color my pants brown either way.
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These “I’m so over it” fashion queens who call models “dahling” while making them starve themselves to death so they can stagger down a runway in a see-through garbage bag are way worse for women’s lib than the Taliban is.Comments/Enlarge |
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Imagine how horny you’d have to be to waste your time talking with a girl dressed like a prepubescent bike-messenger prostitute in space boots. Right now he’s promising himself, “I’ll fuck a few of these just to get back on my feet. Then, after I get my confidence back up, I’m coming right back into the game.”
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote: That is not a girl. Nope, no way.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote: that is a MAN that he is talking to, or a boy anyhow.
your mom, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: Are you kidding Mr.Old there is loving her. Old guys love young pussy! It doesn’t matter what it’s wrapped in.
Anonymous, on May 13, 2009 wrote: looking at her ’tights’ makes me want to kILL.
Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote: This is the kind of girl you need to teach stuff. Chicks call it a fixer-upper. She’s hot but the packaging is all wrong. I bet she’s ok naked.
Anonymous, on Mar 27, 2009 wrote: maybe he just wants to be called "Daddy"?
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote: that girl looks like a retarded clown that is escaped from the circus in search of her real father
Barney Miller, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote: "Prepubescent" nothing--she’s got a smokin’ hot bod;
"I’ll fuck a few of these girls" nothing--that guy is gayer than a bowl of dicks.
Gamorrah, on Oct 7, 2008 wrote: You know when you get those clothes off and between those tiny legs its gonna be a good time though.
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote: I have really enjoyed reading the do’s and don’t today im new to vice and god it was great well done sir well done
Anonymous, on Aug 23, 2008 wrote: dickheads, she’s a chick and he’s a big poof. so, fuck all your thoughts on the topic cause none of them are happening, well, except maybe the bricks collapsing on them all... Skweekah
Ikillclowns, on Jun 26, 2008 wrote: Bergen-Belsen assed femme fatale-wannabe... Poodle top and Buffalos... Arty-farty and agro-lesbo!